coffee fey

21 || Professional at killing eagles by throwing men

[sleepyteekee]

Can i have your attention

Hiya im coffee or fey, welcome to my blog! （*＾-＾*） I usually just RB stuff i like, mainly art of my favourite stuff. Might occasionally talk about my life or post art myself, though i rarely draw. I steal pronouns as a hobby, thus any pronouns are fine. Im nonbinary and ace. I like video games and usually spend time reading manga. Especially obsessed with: -Monster Hunter -Elden ring / Nightreign -Pokemon -Fighting games -TLoZ -Umamusume -Touhou Project Also this one really really really loves Zutomayo ♪(´▽｀)

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[ailithnight]

Hey OP, love your scalding take here; don't forget about commutes.

Once you factor in commute times (which even for short distances can be grotesquely inflated due to the fact that so many people are all commuting at the same time, but that's a different conversation) many people are actually devoting upwards of 10-12 hours a day on "work related tasks."

[flatpancakesss]

I drew a cute enjel again 💛

really trying to push myself to learn more about how lighting and backrounds work

[so-many-ocs]

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

[theragamuffininitiative]

Alright I want to know something here:

the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)

silly!*

ugh!*

secret third thing you will explain in tags*

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data

kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

[purronronner]

[warcrimesimulator]

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[coughloop]

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

[mycoins]

i will come kill him with my demon blade

[coughloop]

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

[sleepyteekee]

thank you to the crane wives for giving my suffering aura

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[hiwatya-syaruru]

I tried to translate "Fig Smoke" by ZUTOMAYO!

Translated Lyrics:

I want to smoulder as I hold on Forget and take cover The more I speak the less clear I get, nothing but the truth of the fig tree¹

For example, win or lose, regardless of however I'm swayed Even in when I'm playing the loser, I feel like I've won Ridiculous Rhymes, my method to make you realize Don't spoil, get on by with only a whisker

Cuz' I know there ain't much special about me

Since there's no Bloom du Jour Moments to phrases, a smouldering "How do you do?" I'm not the type to get the wrong idea Raising these well-mannered well-ripened secrets

To think I'm being saved without my asking Try not to say things for certain By your side even by chance Even just that, is the perfect kind of muddling

These days, the logic I kept tucked away between my thighs Just keeps getting in the way! I can't make it out, word for word Only as much as my soft heart can bear

My unreliable better judgement

Since there's no Bloom du Jour Moments to phrases, a smouldering "How do you do?" My skin that never gets the wrong idea Raising these well-mannered well-ripened secrets

The sight of your cheek as you read the manual Puts me at ease I'm fascinated, yet I fasten my gaze… why?

Could you even think up a Chinese Elixir Better than a night like this? I know, I know and yet… why?

Convince me it was a trick of the mind My fruits keep aching to the point my restraint prickles Keep charming me so transparently But I can't just gloss over These clear feelings of mine, now can I…

There's no bloom even in the sunny spots A moment, a verse, a smouldering "Howd'you do?" So they don't get bent out of shape These well-mannered well-ripened secrets will do just fine

I want to smoulder as I hold on Forget and take cover I want to smoulder as I hold on Forget and take cover The more I speak the less clear I am, that's nothing but the truth word for word

Translation Notes:

1- The word for the Common Fig in Japanese is ichijiku; literally, "Flowerless Fruit", this is homophonous with the phrase ichiji ichiku; "Word for word" or "verbatim", used throughout the song. It should also be noted that "Fruit" in Japanese; 果実 kajitsu, has a clearer direct connotation with the metaphorical idea of fruit as in, "the fruits of one's labor" than it does in plain English. The former character; 果, ka, connotes "fruit" as well as "endings". The latter; 実, jitsu, connotes "fruit" as well its seed, and also "truth". Perhaps then, a fig tree could be interpreted as a literally meaning: an plain (flowerless) ending.

[dogpuppy]

[crown-princess-carrion]

I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.

[alexseanchai]

Also: First time is for a surface level analysis. This is a critical precursor for the other fun part, digging into it and building upon it, in much the same way that marking underground pipes and cables is a critical precursor for the backhoe operator.

[sleepyteekee]

Considering a new career in becoming an algae

[bug-kisser]

Despite everything the bug scuttles on

[sophiesalacia]

despite everything, you still scuttle on

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish