NO WIFIN IN DA CLUB

slenderpimp/male/single/ m!a: (not accepting m!a) if im not hurr on da internet im prolly out murdering campers yo im juss ur average slenderbeing, haunting the woods, following you in the shadows, watching you at night doing dat sort of thang. I aint no blaire witch mofo im da real og. im lookin 4 luv from a real man! I like bois, rap, cats, hanging bags full of blood from the trees, messing with technological shit, stalking college students, and devouring the souls of children. send me an ask if u want 2 get down wit me. xoxox (also this blog has gore :o) (i will also probably never start an rp)

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The Molding City

The molding city is a photo installation from a swedish artist and theatre deisgner Johanna Mårtensson. It was built completley out of bread and then the artist just let it mold, and photographed the process.

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i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

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it was on sale

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thanks mom

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cats

((;v; i love cats, dave, you know this!))

only fucking losers have cats

((You have a cat!!))

yea i said cats plural! fucking losers hav more than 1 cat. n u have 7 

((shut up you ass))

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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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MY BRAIN.MY HEART.SHIT

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((holy shit))

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Feeling thirsty? This gruesome creation is a cocktail called the Alien Brain Hemorrhage.

Here’s how you make one:

Fill a shot glass halfway with peach schnapps. Gently pour Bailey’s Irish Cream on top. After the shot is almost full, carefully add a small amount of blue curacao. After it settles, add a small splash (or a few drops) of grenadine syrup.

Photo by Martin Williams

[via Neatorama]

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Reblogging because science.

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its like looking at cancer througha mircoscope

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im actually nauseous

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shower of cunts

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i want to kick them all really hard

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Visit Original Link

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I mean I really could have gone my whole life without ever hearing that and I would have been fine.

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jeSUS CHRIST

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Red Microdot (LSD tablets), and large amounts of MDA.

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im

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Forget ‘sexy nurse’ or superhero — once upon a time, Halloween costumes were genuinely terrifying.

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that eye costume looks pretty nifty though

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wow shit what

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bbl homies

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Best halloween costume ever.

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THAT IS THE BEST.

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BEST OF THE BEST

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Are you happy now? Do you see what you’ve done?

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I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back