Sleuthy-Sarah

ISFJ. Lover of books, tea, and cocktails. A nerd in every sense of the word. This blog is not spoiler free.

[gabriellemkari]

Once upon a time…a long time ago… 🌾

[nocturniko]

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

[solitairians]

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

[teaboot]

God I love Apothecary Diaries. Maomao is like a dog with a mouth full of Lego bricks to me. Babygirl don’t eat that

[teaboot]

So imagine you go to a brothel and when you get there it’s full of beautiful women but then also there’s this dog. And when you ask “hey what’s with the dog” they’re like oh the dog, we love the dog, everybody loves the dog, the dog collects rocks from the yard. And you’re like “okay” but later you find the dog gathering piles of rocks and cementing them into a beautiful river-stone wall to protect the building. And you’re like “I didn’t even know dogs could do that”. And they’re like “that’s nothing, check this out” and then the dog starts doing multiplication with the rocks. You’re like “what the fuck” and they go “nahh she’s just getting started”. And they start giving the dog complex mathematical formulas that the dog answers by laying out the rocks. And you go “holy shit that’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen”. And they go “it’s the smartest dog in the world” and you’re like “wow that’s amazing”. And then you look outside and the dog is eating the rocks. And you’re like “can the dog eat rocks?”. And they’re like “no”

[teaboot]

One day you find out the dog went missing. “We don’t know where the dog went but we miss the dog”, the beautiful women tell you. A year later the dog comes back. The dog is accompanied by the Duke of wales. “My gardener stole this dog but now I would like to buy it”, he says. “The dog has built me a beautiful castle and solved the viscount’s mysterious murder.” You aren’t sure how the dog did that by stacking rocks but you’re still incredibly impressed. The beautiful women are so happy to see the dog again. “Did you know that the dog can ride a bike?” The Duke asks. You look at the dog. The dog is obviously concealing a mouth full of gravel

[elisabethdeep-blog]

This is the post that enticed me to watch apothecary diaries and now that I am watching apothecary diaries I am constantly pointing at the very deliberately cat-coded character, whose name is 'cat-cat', and shouting 'this dog can EAT ROCKS?'.

[teaboot]

I’ve gotten so many messages about this post because Maomao is EXPLICITLY cat-coded with cat motifs and cat associations with cat jokes but the truth is there was no energy I could think of that captured her baffling aura like a large old farm dog dog eating a rock. Cat eating plastic? Cat opening doors? Cat eating legos? No, she is my grandpa’s very clever old sheepdog who would roll his eyes at you and tiredly and patiently perform very human tasks as you asked him to like a 56 year old underpaid chain-smoking senior retail colleague and then turn around and try and eat a rock. In a world of elegant show-breed cats she is a cat yes but also The Most Dog cat there ever was. And she’s eating rocks

[teaboot]

Yeah actually, one day you give the dog a bath and it’s the most majestic giant Norwegian forest cat you’ve ever seen in your entire life. But☝️it’s still an absolute FIEND for eating rocks

[goldenxglamour]

In celebration of the year of the horse 🐴

[wittytrixter]

I've been rewatching fmab (for nostalgia purposes) and I gotta say it's aged like fine wine.

The comedic shots interspersed in high velocity action scenes? A+

Izumi Curtis's husband getting a boob shot for his introductions? Amazing. Extra credit awarded.

Riza and Roy baiting me with their clearly not platonic relationship despite their extremely chaotic history and their respective places in an actively dehumanizing institution? A++

Riza demanding Roy burn her back to make an accounting for her role in allowing a genocide to occur? Thematic mood, my queen.

General Armstrong telling the adults in the audience we have to do our fucking part to ensure that the next generation has a chance at happiness? Yes my anti-corporate queen. I am not usually in to girl boss characters, but you are my exception. A++

And of course then there's Ed being sixteenish, expecting that he can make the world a better place.

And doing it (pointedly imperfectly).

Thank you, Ms. Arakawa for the gift you gave the world.

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[atwellfilm]

Ten years ago, the second season of 'Agent Carter' was released.

[andatsea]

To vanish into the noise.

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[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[strawberry-macchiato]

Day 100

[conman167936]

Zootopia Fanfiction: Chief Bogo assigns Nick and Judy to go undercover as a couple and they are both freaking out about it. They are struggling to stay professional because the whole situation is super awkward for them.

Zootopia Canon: Nick and Judy willingly go undercover as a couple. Against Chief Bogo’s orders. They pose as a couple even when it has nothing to do with the rest of the plan. There is no indication that it is at all awkward for them to be playing a couple, it comes completely naturally to them. This happens in the first five minutes of the movie.

[naf-fluous]

Zootopia Fanfiction: Nick can't possibly fathom even the idea of Judy wanting to couple with him. Even in pretend. Why would she, perfect as she is, want him? No, no. If ever they were to put on the theatre mask of a false romance, it shall be Judy's idea, forthright as she is, or it shall never be.

Zootopia Canon: It was his idea

[1percentcharge]

I’m an omnivore but a hot take of mine (albeit not a hill I will die on) is that it was counterproductive to turn vegetarian/vegan into strict identities and shame anyone vegetarian-adjacent who eats meat once in a while as weak-willed or a hypocrite. I think someone who has a pork dumpling every now and then still exhibits discipline and has more in common with a vegetarian than someone who eats steak and bacon every day and turning reducing meat into an all-or-nothing thing just discourages people

[1percentcharge]

- me when I’m trying to convince my pescatarian friend to finish the chicken tenders I’m too full to eat

[torturequeen]

I hope something cool dope or legendary happens to me soon

[wttcsms]

"he can do no wrong" well actually i think he did a lot of wrong things, and that's specifically what attracted me to him in the first place

[inzaghisgirlfriend]

[vinanxjewk]

He had reasons

[purplesaline]

Fanfiction is the story equivalent of desire paths

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]