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THE WEEKENDERS IS FINALLY ON DIDNEY PLUS!! If you've never seen it, trust me it's worth a watch.

Hamburger Cake. I will eat this and get diabetes while saluting the flag!

#cake #hamburger #america #murica #worth leaving england for

I figured it out

LGBTQIA+ Oral Master Challenge:

Whoever flosses their teeth closest to every day in June wins

Hah! That's great

"Rabies PSA"

"Donkey...please....don't make me do this..." Shrek cried as he backed away. Donkey looked at him with angry yet fearful eyes. Like a creature being taken over by a parasite that was losing control to.

Donkey had bite marks around his legs and thighs. His mouth was dirty and messy, with a white paste around the teeth. His movement was erratic, aggressive, and unstable. He wanted to tell Shrek that he doesn't want to do this. He wants to tell Shrek that he loved his friend and doesn't want to hurt him. But he could only think it. All that Donkey could let out is a gravely, yet high pitched yell.

The legs moved forward, a charge towards the ogre. "Donkey....please!.....FORGIVE ME!!!" He yelled towards his best friend. The gun goes off, spewing a thick black smoke from the barrel. The sound was like a canon at close range. When the smoke cleared, Donkeys body laid still. Whatever disease he had wouldn't hurt him anymore...

The two then got up with smiles on and turned to the audience. "And THATS why you never take candy from strangers!" Donkey cheerfully said! "Hope you all learned a valuable lesson!" Shrek said with a sense of accomplishment.

The crowd of young kids sat in horror with mortified faces and tears about to pour out.

#shrek #Donkey #sad #humor #fanfic #horror #shrek 25th anniversary

Fuck it imma throw down a gauntlet! I'm gonna commission a Pride champion Belt. A belt that basically says I'm the LGBT+ champ. (Nothing serious just for fun) anyone can challenge me and win by I dunno...dance off, suck off, rushambo, pose off. If they win they get the belt and have to defend it.

#pride #lgbt #pansexual #champion #belt

Last of bootleg merch featuring A-Slop Demon Punters and shocked Pikachu plush.

#bootlegs #horrors #k pop demon hunters #pikachu

Night 2 of Bootleg Horror at the fair. Kinda want that necklace.

#bootleg #horror #fair

Some great bootleg horror items I found. I love local fairs.

#horror #bootleg #fairs

Cooking for my family this week while down south to help them out. So tonight is beef short rib and a beef gravy with soft carrots. Seasoned with thyme, garlic, and parsley with pepper.

#backalleyguyfieri #cooking

If you’re a woman and you sell your eggs, does that technically make you a farmer?

#food for thought #farmer #humor #i’m not high #i’m not drunk #i’m autistic

Am I doing “The Dripping” right?

#clothes #style #drip #panseuxal #pan pride #outfit #one day we will be either weird out criticized or be bland and fit the mold #just girly things

Remember folks! It’s not the heat that gets you! It’s the h-clowns…it’s the clowns that lurk in the shade…

#clowns #just girly things

I make culinary delights. But I must confess. There’s a dish I love that disgusts the masses. Peanut Butter Ham (can be replaced by Turkey)mayo and jelly sandwich!

It’s a great combination of sweet and savory!