Too Sober For Life's Bullshit

Memes, travel, shitposting, role-playing and Fandom stuff. Chaotic slice of life 18+ Blog

[seiya234]

can’t believe i forgot to post the single best piece of graffiti ive ever seen

[sliceoflifebear]

Annnnnd your FIRST EVER! LGBT+ Champion!!! Meeeeee!!! And this WILL be defended. This WILL be passed on to a new Pillar of the community when the time is right. This can be won by a pose-off, dance off, drag-off? And yes...wrestling. Because it is pretty gay too and I'm here for it.

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Made at gay arts and crafts night

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THE WEEKENDERS IS FINALLY ON DIDNEY PLUS!! If you've never seen it, trust me it's worth a watch.

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Hamburger Cake. I will eat this and get diabetes while saluting the flag!

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I figured it out

LGBTQIA+ Oral Master Challenge:

Whoever flosses their teeth closest to every day in June wins

Hah! That's great

[sliceoflifebear]

"Rabies PSA"

"Donkey...please....don't make me do this..." Shrek cried as he backed away. Donkey looked at him with angry yet fearful eyes. Like a creature being taken over by a parasite that was losing control to.

Donkey had bite marks around his legs and thighs. His mouth was dirty and messy, with a white paste around the teeth. His movement was erratic, aggressive, and unstable. He wanted to tell Shrek that he doesn't want to do this. He wants to tell Shrek that he loved his friend and doesn't want to hurt him. But he could only think it. All that Donkey could let out is a gravely, yet high pitched yell.

The legs moved forward, a charge towards the ogre. "Donkey....please!.....FORGIVE ME!!!" He yelled towards his best friend. The gun goes off, spewing a thick black smoke from the barrel. The sound was like a canon at close range. When the smoke cleared, Donkeys body laid still. Whatever disease he had wouldn't hurt him anymore...

The two then got up with smiles on and turned to the audience. "And THATS why you never take candy from strangers!" Donkey cheerfully said! "Hope you all learned a valuable lesson!" Shrek said with a sense of accomplishment.

The crowd of young kids sat in horror with mortified faces and tears about to pour out.

[sliceoflifebear]

Fuck it imma throw down a gauntlet! I'm gonna commission a Pride champion Belt. A belt that basically says I'm the LGBT+ champ. (Nothing serious just for fun) anyone can challenge me and win by I dunno...dance off, suck off, rushambo, pose off. If they win they get the belt and have to defend it.

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Last of bootleg merch featuring A-Slop Demon Punters and shocked Pikachu plush.

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Night 2 of Bootleg Horror at the fair. Kinda want that necklace.

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Some great bootleg horror items I found. I love local fairs.

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Cooking for my family this week while down south to help them out. So tonight is beef short rib and a beef gravy with soft carrots. Seasoned with thyme, garlic, and parsley with pepper.

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If you’re a woman and you sell your eggs, does that technically make you a farmer?

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Am I doing “The Dripping” right?

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Remember folks! It’s not the heat that gets you! It’s the h-clowns…it’s the clowns that lurk in the shade…

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I make culinary delights. But I must confess. There’s a dish I love that disgusts the masses. Peanut Butter Ham (can be replaced by Turkey)mayo and jelly sandwich!

It’s a great combination of sweet and savory!

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