Aspiring Academic. They say stay in school so...

Interests include teaching, Guinness, and conflicts of self-determination.

[slickuse]

J Cole's last album

Is like a Chinese bootleg of Kendrick Lamar

Yes I'm still on this. Shit sucked

[sizvideos]

Watch it in video

Follow our Tumblr

[benwooxxi]

It stills baffles me that me actually have to make this kind of video for men to like, understand

[slickuse]

It still baffles me that people think this sort of video makes men "understand".

[memescomedy]

[slickuse]

Real man would've just fuckin carried her.

[basket]

fuck nudes, send me your playlist

[notcayleb]

I need music

[slickuse]

I'm curating a country list right now... Need to update my "summer music" one.

[narwhalsarefalling]

some people think i learned braille for Cool Points but i actually learned it bc my medicine holder has the days printed in braille and i forget to take my medication a lot. i didnt feel like turning on a light one night just to see my medication so i learned braille out of spite. now everytime i go anywhere i have to read the braille signs and i have seen “woman” misspelled as “noman” SEVERAL times.

[narwhalsarefalling]

Tired Of Waking Up To Take Medication? Learn Braille

[narwhalsarefalling]

deer diary: today i got a death threat for learning a language

[steejie]

how do they think people translate print to braille?

[steejie]

blind guesses?

[slickuse]

/\/\/\

[b00otyfriedrice]

New York for beginners

[ohnahchill]

This my favorite thing to say.

[slickuse]

I do this and I'm from Omaha...

[kingjaffejoffer]

I live in the fuckin boonies where I dont meet any damn women and I gotta carny job that might take me places if I'm feelin it nd I can met girls n shit but lately I'm tryna get with a damn 10 that travels with the event nd I'm barely a 6 (maybe 0 if she dont like trans dudes) do you got any real shit advice? Cant hurt to drop this shit right? thanks man

I’m way too high for everything this message encompassed right now.

[thighetician]

We gotta help dude in exchange for all the secrets of the ring toss

[kingjaffejoffer]

I just howled in real life

[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

im so mad

[slickuse]

I mean the wage going up is also as a result of inflation, so the OP measure was probs fine.

[blackarachnya]

before you geeks bring out the inevitable “horny people have no rights xd” jokes again id like to remind you that there are sex workers on this site that either partly or fully rely on this site for income and theres literally nothing about this thats good or helpful 

[blackarachnya]

like fucking clockwork

[loumandliker]

and like when have these kinds of policies EVER gone well for lgbt+ ppl at all like if you think this won’t hit all the LGBT+ independent content creators, safe sex blogs, and resource blogs discussing things like sexual abuse (by the WAY safe sex and sexual abuse are ALREADY UNSEARCHABLE) and approximately none of the porn bots do i have some historic precedents for you

also they’re using their damn bots again to do this as if i’m not still requesting them to unflag shit that’s in no way nsfw like okay but sure make your haha good riddance hentai blogs being horny is oppressed finally jokes and pretend that people are mad about not being able to use tumblr as a porn collection like by all means do that i’m sure the policy won’t bite you in the ass and that you won’t be in the front lines being outraged when they purge your blog because you reblogged a nsfw meme or an infographic about afab reproductive health

[slickuse]

Anime tiddies was searchable however. Carry on.

[grandtheft-autotune]

A brother is broke and slick hungry. Im just gonna leave this here just in case anyone cares to be nice.

[ratchet-lumbia-blog]

BRUNCH. @instafran12

[slickuse]

Why is the 11 year old about to drink alcohol?

[libr-tumbl-alternative]

Robert Graboyes and Davis Warnell: Vaping - should stupid kids deprive you of lifesaving technology?

“Should the government discourage a technology that can save your life because someone else might suffer ill, though nonlethal, effects from using the same technology foolishly? That’s the crux of”. Reblog with caption 🙃

[slickuse]

This is fuckin stupid. "Life saving" is just... Helps people quit smoking? Fuckkkk offfff. Stop vaping and smoke cigarettes like an adult.

[roundbyroundboxing]

WHAT. A. FIGHT. 12 incredible rounds in the books as we await the scores.

#WilderFury https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq36U0JgaM5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kovad3kbovye

[slickuse]

Everyone is talking about how Fury should have won but this is the image thatll be shown. Wilder is a slow starter but 2 knockdowns without being knocked down is a big deal.

[outofcontextarthur]

*john mulaney voice*: i think fern is a lesbian

*john mulaney voice*: *mick jagger voice* yes

[slickuse]

*yeah

[kingjaffejoffer]

[nvmtee]

Smh there are other shows yall could have cancelled

[virtua92]

If they cancel the Punisher I’m done

[lovah-of-things]

Bruh Netflix about to lose a subscriber if they kick off Luke Cage. 😠

[kingjaffejoffer]

Luke Cage was canceled over a month ago playa

[slickuse]

Iron fist is was killed it. Slowest season by far

[miiriya]

[slickuse]

What if she said no though?

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

this is my favourite thing

[proqressions-deactivated2014021]

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

[meng1i-deactivated20240202]

My dream actually came true ^^

[natriume]

I love this like ugh

[nakedsexualjustice-deactivated2]

Wishing again!