[mrhealyourgirl]

Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals

[koth-harvest-final]

yeah sure ill reblog that

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[squishydabinchi]

I just want to know who is filling them with syrup 

[cockyhorror]

every day is leg day

[catastrofe]

when you’re giving your best and no one cares

[rslashrats]

[campyvillain]

this post is funny. itd be funnier if it said booby sauce though. just saying.

[rslashrats]

sory…cant please everyone!

[halfwit]

hope this helps xoxo

[databent]

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

These are all from the same episode

[shegavemeroses]

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

[failnation]

Someone went to town with sticky lizards in this Kmart.

[thecutespook]

They threw some of them so hard they exploded

[reinelefey]

RANT TIME

I work retail.

We sell these things in eyeball form for Halloween.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE. PLEASE

Fucking PLEASE STOP THROWING THEM ON THE CEILING.

We get in trouble when this happens because it’s a loss of merchandise for us. The sheet rock in the ceiling tiles DOES SOMETHING to those little fuckers, and it is like SUPER GLUE. They come off so HARD AND PRACTICALLY MELTED TO THE CEILING.

WHich damages the ceiling tile. Guess who is responsible if a ceiling tile falls on a guest?

Fucking us.

I had to climb a twelve foot ladder in order to pull these fuckers off, and the ceiling tile CAME WITH THEM. Which gave me a LOVELY black eye and covered me in God knows what what in that fucking drop ceiling.

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. IT’S ACTUALLY A DANGER FOR THE EMPLOYEE CLEANING IT UP.

This has been an ANGRY PSA.

[forfuckssakejim]

What in the fresh fuck?

[mlnmo]

wake up babe new scam bot just dropped

[songsofwaterandnight]

[jehovahhthickness]

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[ryebreadgf]

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

[thebootydiaries]

NASA: there's water on mars

me: ✌️👽✌

[metamorphesque]

why is it called pride? what are you gays proud of?

Not being straight

[thebootydiaries]

“They’re like, 12”

— — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

[scowlowl]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork. 

[swarnpert]

Are you woman or not woman?

[smt1-deactivated20211112]

[ghiblifilm]

Howl’s Moving Castle ハウルの動く城 (2004) Spirited Away 千と千尋の神隠し (2001)

[alexyquest]

[alarmingpenguin]