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@slightlyconfusedcreature

Issa || 19 || Philippines College student. Smart ass. I like mixed martial arts. Last.Fm

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ok but can you imagine a worse, more terrifying fate than medusa’s one? just imagine. first of all you’re raped in your goddess’ temple. which, apart from the obvious trauma, means you can’t keep doing what you devoted your entire life to. your goddess gifts you with the ability to turn those you look at into stone and your hair into snakes so that you can defend yourself and be a threat rather than a victim to men. and then?????? a fucking MAN decides hes gonna hunt you down and slaughter you for…. sport like just because he can?????? and not only does he kill you but he keeps your head as a weapon???????? effectively using you and your body for his own purpose exactly like your rapist??????????????? like??? and this man is considered a hero while you’ll be remembered as a monstruous, dangerous entity???????????????????? medusa deserved better smh

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wow the medusa avenging squad rly is there!!! make some noise ladies

ancientskyemotherofclouds

This is what a real, qualified OBGYN will tell you about what women feel when they get an abortion

Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.

That last statement about regret is so important, because so many people don’t understand what it is or what causes it. Anti-choicers exploit this by manipulating pregnant people and creating doubt, which only increases the likelihood of regret, no matter what decision the pregnant person makes. You know what is best for you, even if it takes some time to figure it out.

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Willie Parker is a HERO among common people!

Dr. Parker is one of the few things I like about Alabama and we are so fortunate to have him here.

loosinmynoodles

Wow god looks just like how I imagined

Hey... this is a really dumb question... 😅 Say I was getting tested for HIV at a free clinic, and I placed my Iphone facedown on its screen on the table people get tested on. Hypothetically, say there was dried blood or HIV particles on the table that made contact with my phone’s screen and hours later I scratch my face that has open open wounds. Could dry blood or particles from a testing table stick on my phone’s screen and then pass to my fingers which I used to scratch my face? 😅

not a chance.

think about it. that would make HIV almost as easy to get as the flu. if that were how HIV were transmitted, who wouldn’t be HIV positive?

HIV is transmitted through sex (virtually exclusively penetrative sex), needle sharing (and in the past, blood products/transfusions), and mother-to-baby (if the mother is not on treatment). that’s it. those are the ways.

you do not need to be afraid of being somewhere HIV+ people have been, or touching them, eating with them, or kissing them.

i’m sorry it took some time to answer this, but i struggled with it because i and those before me have been trying for over 30 years to make it common knowledge that HIV is NOT spread through casual contact. it was depressing to see this. i’m sorry your schools and community failed you by not making this clear to you. i hope now you’ll take some time to do some research and learn more.

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I saw other people on my dash worrying about those Stuart Semple T-Shirts printed with gay men’s blood that says “This Shirt Is Printed With the Blood of Gay Men.” They were fretting furiously over how ‘unsafe’ it was. Which is EXACTLY missing the whole point of the T-shirts and what they were trying to say. You cannot contract HIV from T-shirts printed with blood-formulated ink. The process would kill any virus plus the virus doesn’t live that long outside of the body or optimal preservation techniques. HIV is not that easy to transmit! We’ve been trying to educate people on this since forever ffs and to see that there is still so much panic and misinformation is a criminal failure of our governments. They want everyone to think that you can “catch AIDS” just by being /near/ a gay man. They want us to be seen as “plague rats”. To be ostracized and viewed with suspicion. They want sex, ALL sex, to be seen as IMMINENT DEATH!!!!! It’s not the questioner’s fault, nor the fault of the people on my dash. They were the victims of a deliberate propaganda war. Because trust me, the lack of accurate information is NO MISTAKE. It is deliberate misinformation and homophobic/serophobic propaganda. It is Fucking Evil and there is evil intent behind it.

hrefnatheravenqueen

If the blood is dry, the virus is inactive. Period.

“HIV Survival Outside of the Body:

Generally, when people ask the question, “How long can HIV survive outside the body?” they have come into contact with some body fluid that they think might contain HIV and are worried about transmission. Almost always these questions are about casual contact, and we know the virus is not transmitted except during unprotected sex, sharing needles, or through significant and direct exposure to infected blood.

HIV is very fragile, and many common substances, including hot water, soap, bleach and alcohol, will kill it.

Air does not “kill” HIV, but exposure to air dries the fluid that contained the virus, and that will destroy or break up much of the virus very quickly. The Laboratory Centre for Disease Control at Health Canada reports that drying HIV reduces viral amount by 90-99 percent within several hours.”

There has never been reported HIV infection from casual contact on a surface contact. Ever.

oh my god this bullshit is back, it really is the 80′s again

I don’t blame anyone for not having knowledge when we make knowledge so hard to come by, but it’s really sad to see things like this.

theartofangirling

some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own

radical-agriculture

it’s gardening season! please don’t plant lettuces/greens directly into the ground in an urban area or close to a building without getting a soil test. the risk of lead poisoning is very high. if you can’t afford a soil test and you must plant into the ground, try to grow something where you will only be eating the fruit and not the leaves & stems (i.e. tomatoes, cucumbers, etc) bc there’s less of a chance that heavy metals will migrate to the fruit tissues. better yet, build a raised bed or plant in pots!

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Wow, I had no idea - thank you.

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

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I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

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Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

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The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror.

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

teenage mutant ninja turtles

the beatles

Mt. Rushmore

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Before vs After Adoption

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monkeysaysficus

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

occultjackalope

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

slightlyconfusedcreature

adopt, don’t shop!

the b in michael b. jordan stands for beautiful

thehighpriestofreverseracism

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

not risking it

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Hi everyone. I’ve created a GoFundMe in the hopes of raising enough money to take myself and my father on a holiday to Japan. However, there’s a little bit more to it than that.

When I was a child (we’re talking about 6 years old, so 16 years ago as I am now 22), I lived with my mother 6 days a week and would see my father once a week, due to their unfortunate divorce when I was 4-5 years old. I would see my father once a week until I was 11, and I would love it. He’d take me to fairs and amusements, piers, holiday parks and restaurants. He treated me like a son and I felt like I had a loving father. When I reached 11 years old or soon after, my mother stopped my sister and me from having contact with him. I do not know why and I don’t wish to know why, but that’s what happened. For the next 11 years, I’d always wonder why we stopped seeing him. And over those 11 years, I would be abused, neglected and bullied by my own mother, stepfather, and older sister. It wasn’t a family. I’ve always believed this is because I am very similar to my biological father and I reminded them of him. Up until I was 16, I lived there. I was kicked out at that age, and my grandmother took me in. It was from then that I would develop depression and self-harm acts. To skip ahead quite a lot, I recovered well and I am now so much healthier mentally. Early 2017 (I was 21 years old), I would make it my mission to track down my lost father who I hadn’t seen for 11 years. It thankfully wasn’t very difficult, as he is a professional hairdresser and his name was in the local businesses book. I met up with him by myself and we exchanged numbers. Since then we see each other every 2 weeks and it’s so nice to have more of a family now. Since being kicked out of my mother’s, the only family I have is my grandmother who took me in. Now I have my father once again after all these years and it’s unbelievable. We’ve bonded again straight away, it’s like we never left each other.

One thing that we’ve agreed to do is to have a father-son holiday to Japan, something which we’ve both always wanted to do individually, but thought why not go together? I have created this page to ask every kind person out there if they can please contribute towards this becoming reality. It would mean so much to my dad to go and I really want us to keep progressing our relationship. This trip would do a world of good for both of us.

Thank you so much for reading and if you would like to contribute please continue to this link.

https://www.gofundme.com/54u5nqo

sleepycloudkitten

do waitresses know that i love them and appreciate everything they do

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i had the nicest waitress today who told me my outfit was cute and i wish i was rich cuz I would’ve tipped her so much more if I could

If you ever actually wanna help your waitress out, ask to speak to their manager before you leave and then tell the manager how awesome they are. Trust me, it makes a difference. Servers who get compliments from guests and customers get better hours, and the more you’re liked by the people who come in the more forgiving the bosses are when shit goes awry (say if you’re sick or you have a flat so you’re late, etc). Tell the manager. Do it! Aside from tipping it’s one of the best things you can do for us. Tell the manager you thought we were great. Tell the manager that we’re the reason you’re gonna come back. Talk us up! It’s a little like job security - if you tell the manager we’re the reason you’re here, they’re gonna be a lot more reluctant to let us go because then they’re losing your business, and they don’t want that.

sleepycloudkitten

this is good advice, thank you 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

And managers are SO SURPRISED AND PLEASED when you ask to compliment, rather than complain. They really listen.

also be like “Can I tell your manager how amazing you are?” so they’re not worried about what you’re going to say. be effusive. say you come for their wonderful service.

If it’s in fast food, there are frequently surveys on the receipts that you can take and if you mention the person who helped you by name, sometimes they get rewarded by the company!

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@ taika waititi pls make a live-action “avatar: the last airbender” film,, only you can heal the wounds that m. night shyamalan left i know you can pls taika hear my call i beg you

liberalsarecool

Mental illness is global.

America has a very unique problem with guns, violence, and toxic white men.

Reblog every time there’s a mass shooting

this ain’t a scene it’s a rupaul’s drag race

i hate elitist expensive classy food culture

In all seriousness this is what I’m talking about whenever I go off on how the rich can’t even spend their fucking money. Do you honestly think these fuckers are getting that much enjoyment out of these goddamn gummy bears compared to regular store-bought one? No, they get enjoyment out of the CONCEPT of them, out of the thrill of conspicuous consumption in the face of people who actually have to work for a living, or who, god forbid, don’t even have the opportunity. So they’ll buy seven houses when you would be hard-pressed to justify them owning two, and they’ll buy huge-ass limousines and designer clothes just to look a tiny bit cooler (as if any real fan of a celebrity gives a fuck about the label they’re wearing rather than the content they put out, or the persona they have, or even the way the outfit actually LOOKS), and they’ll pay out the ass for ludicrously expensive ingredients placed in such ludicrously tiny portions that they can barely fucking taste them. I don’t understand it even slightly. I can barely imagine what I’d do with $150,000 a year, much less millions. And I’m not even like a “simple pleasures” fanatic – sure, I get the appeal of a second house! I get the appeal of regular vacations! I get the appeal of eating steak five nights a week, drinking expensive champagne! But wealth disparity has become so fucking absurd in this country and on this planet that those quasi-reasonable luxuries aren’t enough, so they have to make up bullshit that can’t possibly even be enjoyable in its own right just so they can feel good about having money. It’s disgusting. Eat the rich.

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