What The Hap Is Fuckening

Jax she/they/he genderfluid lesbian  Happily taken by the person who will (hopefully) be my wife!            

[chaoticneutralwife]

If u don’t get the primal feral urge to fuck me every time you see me then I don’t want it

[vethbrenatto]

[shegos]

#current mood

[eve-made-the-right-choice]

this show really did cover every type of breakdown a human can have

[funnytwittertweets]

[slightlydepressedmuffin]

Being lonely is better than having friends who don’t respect your needs and rarely put you first

i need this reminder because bitch do i have stories from the last few years

[faerieysappho]

reminder to also use they/them pronouns for people who use she/they or he/they

[memewhore]

[slightlydepressedmuffin]

Being lonely is better than having friends who don’t respect your needs and rarely put you first

i need this reminder because bitch do i have stories from the last few years

[theambitiouswoman]

[injuries-in-dust]

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

[the-sighs-of-sunset]

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

[injuries-in-dust]

THERE'S A SEQUEL!

[theanishimori]

MR. NOODLE

[injuries-in-dust]

The adventure continues!

Awesome dad is awesome.

[raimagnolia]

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

[injuries-in-dust]

Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.

Made by PetFoolery

[teddy-stonehill]

This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

[teddy-stonehill]

Important reminders as this post is picking up speed again:

1) You laughed because it was a joke, it’s not mysterious.

2) I don’t care if your birthday is in November

3) The October challenge is fundamentally incompatible with other x-tober challenges. You can’t do this one if you’re doing a different one, too. You have to channel your energy into really experiencing the monthliness of October, and other challenges would be too distracting.

4) No November November is not about going into a coma or otherwise skipping the month of November. It’s about not experiencing the existential CONCEPT of November. November is happening around you, but you are above it, and you want no part of it. November has no power over you.

5) The December challenge is just seasonal depression.

Hope this helps!

[firebuug]

[homo-erected]

[sydsliftingface]

How to tie a tie!

[justpastryvideos]

x

[moth-lover-not-mother]

CH COLAT GU

[system-reset]

Is this the chocolate guy that everyone is always talking about?

[goodmorningglory]

[grumpypedant]

I think a lot of people have trouble understanding transgender issues because they try to see themselves as trans, but come at it from the wrong direction. i.e. a cis woman tries to understand transness by going, “what if I felt like/wanted to be a man” when she should be approaching it as “what if I, a woman, was so easily mistaken for a man that I had to pretend to be one”,

And I think this is something to keep in mind and to explain away when trying to get these matters across to people who’re new to the idea.

[roachpatrol]

i genuinely never thought of it that way but dang this makes a ton of sense now

[neopetcemetery]

someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Scientist should say something else

[piss-pirate]

This guy needs a raise

[therothwoman]

This hero’s name is Rob Waugh

[iguanamouth]

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

I will never not reblog this little cutie

[the-affectionate-boy]

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

[boo-ni]

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

[lagt-duck]

This is adorable!!!!