Slightly Left

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️

[my-dailydreams]

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[depsidase]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[loungin]

If no one is coming to save you that also means no one is coming to stop you either.

[rarmaster]

[redstonedust]

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

[angelicdewdrop]

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[cellsdividing]

FAFO m'lord

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

What if I burst into tears. Do we think that would help

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Hazy nostalgic flashback montage but instead of a dead wife it’s a defunct kebab shop

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[moth-amphetamine]

adhd riddled fucking website

[redstonedust]

they should invent a pill that hydrates you to the equivilent of 2 litres of water. so you can take it in the morning and never have to think about drinking any liquids all day. this is my deepest fantasy.