charlie

he/it/thing, 18 more active on twitter @sliimiie ((:

[sliimiie]

charlieonmysliimetilli's strawpage

newww website 😌

[omtai]

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

[unholiestverse]

posts that remind me of @funnier-when-objectum

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

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a about broccoli enough holds how Not people sauce talking well

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[gigglepuffpixie]

is it perchance some sort of prawn?

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a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a and ankles arms back belly cheeks claws dungeon ears eyes face have in is it legs mind monster neck nose of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of paws perchance power prawn? some sort tail teeth the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tiger, tiger, tiger tiger , tiger , tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger, tiger to torso will with you

[bethanythebogwitch]

Mob boss: Marco, what the fuck is that thing?

Mook: *holding a long fish* I brought you a Cuban gar like you wanted, boss.

Mob boss: I said a cigar you idiot! Put the fish back!

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a a a back! boss: boss.

boss: brought cigar Cuban fish* fish fuck gar *holding I I idiot! is like long Marco, Mob

Mob Mook: put said that the the thing? wanted, what you you you

[selflofr]

i made this i guess

[copepods]

apprentice(s)

[6larosie9]

Self indulgent deltarune art or whateva

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1427: prime corn

12 july 2026

[voidetea]

Messing around w rendering styel

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

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a a a and and and and bcob beer bit Boobs burger chicken corn . e fridagsy fry…Pussy hr little 🎵🎵 night… on raidio the the uppp

[02275]

[callmekorora]

The eat-a bag. Or ita pac 🟡👻

[deadlykillerqueen]

[confused-robot-cat]

@funnier-when-objectum?

[transmortifried]

THEY MAKE PRINTABLE TEMPORARY TATTOOS

THIS IS HUGE FOR KINK REASONS

[transmortifried]

alright sluts, imagine: this

plus this

[wetbutchbot]

temp lower back tattoo but its just the osha required signage for an open hole

[smallfuckablecreature]

robosluts youre all gonna get the "this machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh" arent you

[chaosomo]

oh of course they are, I'm not even into robots like that (yet, though I'm sure enough visual examples could convince me) and I would totally get that as a permanent tattoo, with the hand in the gears and everything

[homophobla]

I don't really remember where I was going with this one

[theultimatefanboy]

@funnier-when-objectum does this count

[keanu-reeves]

jeffrey combs/shredder might just be the most thrilling and romantic twitter saga