Boofin and Goofin

Tits

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Oh hey the antidepressants are finally working

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Where’d my horny go

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Oh hey the antidepressants are finally working

[ryan-sometimes]

Y’all my medical history is so fucked up that I managed to make a connections board out of it

No seriously like click to play

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Autistic fem enbys in stem need a bit of pcos and quetiapine dependency otherwise we would be too powerful

[depsidase]

[girlwarlock]

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Yeah

(Hannah Montana theme song

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Women’s health shit is whack. I was put on birth control to stop horrible periods and instead now I’ve been on my period for two weeks What the fuck

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Yes! Tear each other to shreds!

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

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I wanna try Greek Nathan’s foot long yogurt hot dog 😫😩

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“Man, I love my penis” I say

“I love your penis too” says penis stealing guy

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Here’s how my life’s going in case anyone’s wondering- was sick

went to the doctor and was referred to a specialist

was denied entry at the front desk because I decided I wanted to be an adult and get my own health insurance through my job and it rolled over from my parent’s insurance, which I used for my initial appointment, to my current insurance which was not accepted on the first of the year (I was referred in early dec)

scheduled new appointment to get a new referral through this provider

being sick for so long impacted how often I could work and I lost my job

my insurance will only extend through the end of the month, my appointment is the 1st…

if I continue on like this my work availability will be severely limited and I won’t be able to get a job that will offer insurance. I hate it here…

[slimegrime]

I fucking hate regular period products and the fact that the US doesn’t have basic fucking regulations on the shit you can put in them. I live in a small town and I’m snowed in so I couldn’t go to Walmart to get actual safe menstrual products so I had to settle for the shit they sell at the dollar store. Chemicals in menstrual products can really fuck you up and I’m feeling that first hand with probably the worst symptoms I’ve had since I’ve switched and the headaches are just made worse by the fact that I can smell my lavender chemical scented choochie from all the way up here. Guys we’ve gotta do better

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I told my friends it would be fun to all take the bdsm test and then mix up our results and try to guess who’s is who’s. They all wanted to use my phone to not tarnish their good holy browser history. Now I have screenshots of all their kinks on my phone. mwahhahaha

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Pissing orbs

Call that the whiz-ard’s curse

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You’re in her dms but I’m tied up in her basement

We are not the same

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Can’t spell vacuum without cum

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Peenis stuck in the vacuum hose

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

That’s what you get bitch

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help

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

*Shhhllluuuuuuuuuurrrrrppppppp*

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n O

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Can’t spell vacuum without cum

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Peenis stuck in the vacuum hose

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

That’s what you get bitch

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help

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Can’t spell vacuum without cum

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Peenis stuck in the vacuum hose