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Maddie | 17 | Scorpio

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nicholas Cage is the most unpredictable actor ever. His next movie could be a classic, or an absolute piece of shit, and neither would be surprising.

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

[hisnamewasbeanni]

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

[tastefullyoffensive]

When a camera’s shutter speed is in sync with a bird’s flutter speed. (via zombieborscht)

[tastefullyoffensive]

If this isn’t art, I don’t know what is. 🔊 (via jbillinson)

[theoppositeofadults]

I’M SCREAMING

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

[buccellatiz]

So I went to Chicago today and guess what I saw

[dnald]

hallowed ground

[kaijuno]

The beautiful chaos of watching 12 frantic astrophysics students try to save a theoretical astronaut from falling into a black hole. I’ve never seen a group of people work so quickly and efficiently before.

[loves-a-good-story]

is the theoretical astronaut okay?

[kaijuno]

Yes! We saved him! He’s a little taller though…

[taliabobalia]

when millennials were first heading into high school and college there was a huge trend in news stories about how stressed out our kids are, how their backs are getting messed up from carrying so many books, how they’re sleeping less and doing more school work, and how we should do more to help our kids have the childhoods we had because our kids are falling apart from stress and being forced to be more productive than kids should be. but then once millennials started hitting the workforce all the news was about how millennials are lazy and narcissistic and entitled lmao you were real concerned about us until you found out a 23 year old is more qualified to do your job than you

[quasi-normalcy]

That’s because at some point in the middle we stopped being “their children” and became a bloc of terrifying outsiders with foreign values and little regard for what had been their established cultural norms.

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

I’d forgotten this but you’re right. I think it started earlier though, it started when we started out performing them on exams. Then suddenly all our schoolwork was easy and we were being rewarded for just showing up.

[yatzuaka]

source

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[elstrawfedora]

The people of Alola have some funky customs..

[transjinako]

“THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET”

[dangered]

relatable 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[taint3edcakes]

Lmao I can’t stand y'all

[shaneholander]

Statements I Can't Believe Are Controversial:

• everyone deserves to eat

• everyone deserves a home

• everyone deserves medical treatment when they’re sick

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

No one is ever really denying those points, what we argue about is who qualifies for it. Illegals shouldn’t, not when we have millions of homeless, hungry and sick Americans out on the street.

[fandomsandfeminism]

EVERYONE. 

Every. One.

All humans. All of them. Any one who is human. 

EVERY human. 

EVERYONE. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pizza to the rescue. (via abc news / thesonofprince)