Fear my Oozes and Slimes, Boy!

A by the books wizard who definitely isn't being investigated for raising an army of slime homunculi.

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[pokemon]

Please handle Mudkip with care 🥹

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[memewhore]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[that-twink-over-there]

[dogpuppy]

[slimey-wizard]

New spell I wrote:

Potential Thursday

1st Level Enchantment. V, S

Range: Touch

The target must succeed on a wisdom saving throw. If they fail, they forget what day it is, but think it's probably Thursday. The effect lasts until the user is informed of what day it is. Does not work on Thursday.

Wizard Spell

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sonna-koto-nai-neh]

[mousegirlheart]

me in the pussy if im fully honest

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[slimey-wizard]

Single wizards in my area

[slimey-wizard]

Hot single wizards in my area

[slimey-wizard]

Hot single wizards in my area huge staff

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

I am being called upon. What do you want?

[slimey-wizard]

Eternal youth

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Done.

[theriohoundx9]

never trust a lich.

[slimey-wizard]

This is awesome. I can cast spells forever and my bones are so flexible

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[thememedaddy]

[shadowsong26x]

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[slimey-wizard]

i cast burger and fries