cobra kai exorcism blog

Adult. I made this side blog to purge my obsession with the Emmy-nominated HBO original series Cobra Kai. Feel free to say hi ❤️

[wkomd]

👊JOHNNY👊

[riphunter]

the beauty of ck is that kreese wants daniel dead, but he doesnt want johnny dead because he likes the idea of killing him more than the act of following through and that terry wants johnny dead because he got everything terry didnt but he doesn't want daniel dead because he likes the idea of tormenting him too much. and then daniel would kill either shitty old bitch in a heartbeat but johnny has moments where he isnt sure if he wants kreese dead or not. he likes the idea of being free more than the concept of the actual act that will bring him freedom. do you get it.

[rosie-tyler]

Johnny + robe

[rosie-tyler]

— Sue Zhao

insp.

[gaycolumbo]

here's the thing. what if we were the only people left who remembered what had happened. what if one of us keeps pulling the other back in and then the other lets him and lets one think he holds the line. what if we made each other worse. what if our few remaining friends gave up on trying to save us. what if we were like 70 year old and karate guys in the valley

[gaycolumbo]

literally it's like. what if we got matching tattoos and one of them is visible and one of them private and yet the private one is the one that one will remove anyway. on the ribs too. so it hurt down to the bone. insane.

[gaycolumbo]

can you even imagine. one of them looks at the other and sees a soldier in his army. above the rest but still under him, till the end. and the other looks at him and sees a limb caught in a bear trap and even tho it is a part of him he would rather never feel it again. what the fuc

[tvarchive]

COBRA KAI (2018 - PRESENT)

[kbetacygni]

so when other people foster meaningful connections with at-risk teens and help them find their path in life, it’s an important way to serve the community, but when i, john kreese,

[manny-jacinto]

WILLIAM ZABKA & RALPH MACCHIO Cobra Kai: Season 4 | Behind the Action | Netflix

[maykitz]

[cookietastic]

I understand not liking the baby arc, but legit gonna lose it if y'all say racist shit about Carmen again

[cookietastic]

You'll have people say the most "yeah you know what you got a point/so true" statements about the baby arc followed by the most out of pocket racist shit about Carmen and Miguel that I have to double-check if this is the same people talking feminism

[reivenesque]

You’re the best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down

Johnny Lawrence in every scene. The All Valley Karate Championship. The Karate Kid (1984)

[landslided]

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOGS? ; johnny lawrence and the dog motif

beach life-in-death by car seat headrest / dog behavior's wikipedia + art by konrad lorenz / dinosaur by richard siken / cobra kai / cave canem mosaic in pompei / dog fighting's wikipedia / hbo's succession / let dead dogs lie by silas denver melvin / how to be a dog by andrew kane / the thorn merchant by yusef komunyakaa / hbo's succession

[solistices]

HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

[zappedbyzabka]

[mochisquish]

It’s blood.  So what?

[jknip2]

@jenesuispastonchien

[danielslaw]

BARRETT CARNAHAN AS YOUNG JOHN KREESE IN COBRA KAI SEASON 3 EPISODE 2

[petrichorus]

johnny:😘😘😘 daniel:🔪🔪🔪 kids:🙄🙄🙄