The Slitheen Family

The hottest takes from the hottest family from Raxacoricofallapatorius.

[slitheenpropaganda]

First Post. Ask anything you want!

[unitpropaganda]

Slitheen in Stockport, stay well clear and expect traffic delays of up to three hours.

[taccamerroa-the-error]

Are... Are they... Do you have plans, or can I cook them?

[slitheenpropaganda]

Why are you two being mean to me? An attack on my family is an attack on all of us. Is it so wrong to want to go looking for a new outfit?

If I wanted to be cooked, I'd go back home- I hear they have a killer soup recipe waiting for me 🙄

[taccamerroa-the-error]

Sorry!

I just... I have some new recipes that need touching up. Figured some new meat might help.

Hey, at least it won't be soup!

[unitpropaganda]

No neither of you can cause more of a fuss. We wouldn’t even know about the slitheen presence if you could just learn to bloody drive properly and not fuck up the M60

[slitheenpropaganda]

How do you even know it was us? You know we're not the only Raxas out there, right? Our planet has more than just our family on it- we're just the most fun one. :)

Better yet- you want to talk bad driving? I blame a Clom cousin. They're too busy being excited at being able to go fast for once in their lives to pay attention to where they're going.

I mean, seriously. Have you seen them hunting? Thank the Ancestors the most active off-worders they have a background in manipulative sciences and some scavenged low-telepath tech to convince pray to walk into their grasp, because that's the only way they'd ever be able to catch their next meal- if it was within arms reach.

Where's your evidence, huh?

[unitpropaganda]

Slitheen in Stockport, stay well clear and expect traffic delays of up to three hours.

[taccamerroa-the-error]

Are... Are they... Do you have plans, or can I cook them?

[slitheenpropaganda]

Why are you two being mean to me? An attack on my family is an attack on all of us. Is it so wrong to want to go looking for a new outfit?

If I wanted to be cooked, I'd go back home- I hear they have a killer soup recipe waiting for me 🙄

[hagiomoto]

Cat parents need to understand that not all cat loafing is a relaxing posture. Sometimes it is "withstanding pain" posture.

[despazito]

Pain scales are your friend

[valtsv]

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

[valtsv]

what the hell are you doing. stop that.

[silly-detector]

if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career

[sticky-noting-posts]

[gelphienation]

I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[slitheenpropaganda]

Thank you @sexyslitheen19 for reminding me to update this blog! I've been trying to stay off the internet- I went to Earth after getting a distress signal from a distant cousin (from Clom 🤢 but he said he found the Doctor so we had to show up to try and get revenge I guess 🙄- the message arrived really late too 🙄🙄🙄) and then this other guy started killing everyone with these metal spheres? I've been trying not to draw attention to us- staying quiet and off the web seemed like the best way of doing that

:\

[slitheenpropaganda]

Slitheen are hot wouldn't you agree?

In terms of temperature and attitude- we're actually pretty cool!

In terms of looks? Well, it would be pretty weird to describe my family like that but I know I'm pretty hot 😎😎😎

[saxon-official]

Hello Mr. Saxon! There have been many reports of moving angel statues at my local church as of late... What would you advise us to do?

Try not to look at them too much and we shall deal with this issue in due time.

[spoogliedoo]

computer, show me anarchist gentrification restuarant

[horse-piss-deactivated20220202]

this is an oyster bar in dc

[project-butch]

Both menus sell fries for $8

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[despazito]

[whatawonderfulpuddle]

[rain-droplet]

no no, if they're telling you to eat the rich and they have such high prices, well... just walk in and there's gonna be a whole buffet for you

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you’re a chill roleplayer who doesn’t mind if your rp partners take multiple weeks, or even months to reply.

[deathmagnetic]

i’m in tears over this

[slitheenpropaganda]

@tardis-loomed-belladonna

👀

[cunked]

when you capture the doctor and turn her into one of your colleagues #girl

[slitheenpropaganda]

@weepingangelpropaganda

This you?

[dalek-posts]

TO: Dalek-posts

CONTENTS: One (1) toaster, partially (1/2, approximately) eaten.

MESSAGE: ENJOY.

Please type 'package accepted' to complete delivery.

Thank you for using SpeedieDeliverie!

PACKAGE ACCEPTED.

I HATE LOWER LIFE FORM DELIVERY PROTOCOLS. I ORDERED THIS IN 20 AD FROM NEW RAXACORICOFALLAPATORIUS. SILTHEEN AND THEIR COUSINS ARE LESS THAN SAVORY AT DELIVERRYYYY

[speediedeliverie]

Hey, don't blame me. I just got this (sent from dalek-propaganda, by the way, not Raxa-not spelling all that) to send to you. You must have used someone else for your order.

[slitheenpropaganda]

EX FUCKING SCUSE YOU? YOU WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN BITCH?! I WOULD SKIN YOU ALIVE IF YOU WEREN'T COWERING BEHIND YOUR PATHATIC METAL SHELLS ALL OF YOUR LIVES. WE AREN'T SO WEAK THAT WE HAVE TO BUILD SOMETHING TO PROTECT US BECAUSE WE ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH TO DO IT OURSELVES!

HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THE FAMILY NAME!

YOU THINK YOURSELF SO HIGH AND MIGHTY, I JUST SEE A PATHETIC LEACH INFESTATION DESPERATELY CLINGING TO A UNIVERSE THAT DOESN'T WANT YOU.

'LES THAT SAVERY' MY GREAT AUNT DAJKALA!! YOU VERMIN WOULDN'T KNOW A SPECIES BETTER THAN YOU DESPITEE THERE BEING SO MANY THERE ARE BARELY ANY OF YOU LEFT ANYMORE!

YOU KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY FAMILY IT WON'T BE THE TIME LORDS WHO WILL BE YOUR GREATEST CONCERN-!

Lower life forms... we'll show you... disgusting slimy octopus wannabes...

[dalek-posts]

YOU DARE QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF THE DALEKS?

YOUR INSULTS ARE IN VAIN. OUR JUDGEMENT IS UNMATCHED, ONE SINGLE DALEK COULD WIPE OUT YOUR RACE. HAD I NOT BEEN CONFINED TO MY PURPOSE OF CONTROLLING THIS HUMAN GRAPHICAL INTERFACE, I WOULD HAVE NOT STAYED MY SHIP’S GUN FROM THE STARS YOUR RACE RESIDE IN.

NOW GIVE ME MY 200 PLASTIC ZEBRA FIGURINES. LESS I CONTACT THE EMPIRE TO CONFIRM FIRE.

[slitheenpropaganda]

Oh so I get a warning, and these acid dippers get nothing? I'M NOT EVEN THE ONE WHO STARTED IT!

And 'one Dalek could wipe out our race'?

Uh, yeah, good luck with that dufus, we have some of the most deadly weapons to have ever been developed, stolen from the cold dead hands of the many races that have bowed before out feet. You can try, but I can assure you, keep this up and you will be next-

(Oh, and the plastic zebra figurines you ordered? Melted down for scrap. Have a nice day! ♡)

[dalek-posts]

TO: Dalek-posts

CONTENTS: One (1) toaster, partially (1/2, approximately) eaten.

MESSAGE: ENJOY.

Please type 'package accepted' to complete delivery.

Thank you for using SpeedieDeliverie!

PACKAGE ACCEPTED.

I HATE LOWER LIFE FORM DELIVERY PROTOCOLS. I ORDERED THIS IN 20 AD FROM NEW RAXACORICOFALLAPATORIUS. SILTHEEN AND THEIR COUSINS ARE LESS THAN SAVORY AT DELIVERRYYYY

[speediedeliverie]

Hey, don't blame me. I just got this (sent from dalek-propaganda, by the way, not Raxa-not spelling all that) to send to you. You must have used someone else for your order.

[slitheenpropaganda]

EX FUCKING SCUSE YOU? YOU WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN BITCH?! I WOULD SKIN YOU ALIVE IF YOU WEREN'T COWERING BEHIND YOUR PATHATIC METAL SHELLS ALL OF YOUR LIVES. WE AREN'T SO WEAK THAT WE HAVE TO BUILD SOMETHING TO PROTECT US BECAUSE WE ARE CAPABLE ENOUGH TO DO IT OURSELVES!

HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THE FAMILY NAME!

YOU THINK YOURSELF SO HIGH AND MIGHTY, I JUST SEE A PATHETIC LEACH INFESTATION DESPERATELY CLINGING TO A UNIVERSE THAT DOESN'T WANT YOU.

'LES THAT SAVERY' MY GREAT AUNT DAJKALA!! YOU VERMIN WOULDN'T KNOW A SPECIES BETTER THAN YOU DESPITEE THERE BEING SO MANY THERE ARE BARELY ANY OF YOU LEFT ANYMORE!

YOU KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY FAMILY IT WON'T BE THE TIME LORDS WHO WILL BE YOUR GREATEST CONCERN-!

Lower life forms... we'll show you... disgusting slimy octopus wannabes...

[humanpropaganda]

Hey, Raxy, chill out a little

[slitheenpropaganda]

It's Chatty? Raxy died a few years ago? I didn't know you knew tem. Tey were quite a private person after teir spouse died.