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I don’t wanna be here! I don’t know what to do! Sometimes I’d rather be dead, at least then I’m with you! Amen!
Indie, Semi-Selective OC/Canon Multimuse Muses from: Scream, Uncharted, Borderlands, Ace Attorney, MCU, Overwatch, & more! Adored by Alexander
rafe adler is a grotsky little byotch.
YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU COWARD!!
@selfsaving (starter call!):
“Indulge me for a second, would you? I’d trying to offer you a job for fucks sake.” Rolling his eyes, Rafe leaned forwards, arms resting on the table. “I need a fighter, some muscle, just for a week or so, nothing major and nothing more. You’ll get payed well, I can promise you that much at least. What do you say?”
@worldincompass (starter call!):
“I can’t believe you, you know that? Whatever happened to you that you became just... just so fucking cruel?” Glaring at the other man, Rafe approached him. “You think you deserve everything that money can buy, and all the shit that it can’t. But, you know what? You know what I think? You deserve nothing. Who spit in your tea? Who kicked you when you were down, huh?”
@cerisetheai (starter call!):
“Well, what did you expect? Some sort of random act of charity?” He gave a the shortest exhale of air that could be considered a laugh before rolling his eyes. “That’s funny, Claire. Hilarious even, but, no. If you thought that I’d have some ‘miraculous change of heart’ and that ‘everyone has a little good in them’, then you have seriously misjudged my character.”
very serious rp starters
warning: some may be nsfw
❝ begone, thot. ❞
❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞
❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞
❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞
❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞
❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞
❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞
❝ THEN PERISH. ❞
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞
❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞
❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞
❝ ball is life. ❞
❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞
❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞
❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞
❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞
❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞
❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞
❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞
❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞
❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞
❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞
❝ pretzels is the same. ❞
❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞
❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞
❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞
❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞
❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞
❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞
❝ move, i’m gay. ❞
❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞
❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞
❝ kachow! ❞
❝ guess i’ll die. ❞
❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞
❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞
❝ chipotle is my life. ❞
❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞
❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞
❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞
mister adler i was wondering if i can get uh boneless leg reduction surgery to talk to your short ass face to face
*breathes in*
“I’m taller than you are.”
WHERE TO FIND LEX
@lacksmotive - billy loomis, scream; medium activity
@vonbrandt - lux von brandt, x-ray & vav oc; medium activity
@sllverplatter - rafe adler, uncharted 4; medium activity
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im doin it on my other blogs so might as well do it here! one liner to one para starter call!
SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :
this post was used for reference.
❛ but officer, they were fucking with my clique. ❜ ❛ if you lose yourself, i will find you. ❜ ❛ true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together. ❜ ❛ oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. ❜ ❛ fuck you but fuck me first. ❜ ❛ you’re cute, what is your face html? ❜ ❛ my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’ ❜ ❛ my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. ❜ ❛ i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? ❜ ❛ my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore. ❜ ❛ at myself, what the fuck are you doing. ❜ ❛ if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep. ❜ ❛ this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid. ❜ ❛ how do you get a nice body without moving. ❜ ❛ it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! ❜ ❛ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? ❜ ❛ you ever just ugh really hard? ❜ ❛ i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. ❜ ❛ i was confident for like two minutes one time. ❜ ❛ all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next. ❜ ❛ i have my pencils and my tears ready. ❜ ❛ i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. ❜ ❛ i avoid everyone, including the people i like. ❜ ❛ i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me. ❜ ❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜ ❛ it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. ❜ ❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ ❛ my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. ❜ ❛ i wish i could illegally download clothes. ❜ ❛ heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop. ❜ ❛ i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person. ❜ ❛ at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit. ❜ ❛ ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. ❜ ❛ i’m fluent in talking shit. ❜ ❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜ ❛ why am i better than everyone? ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. ❜ ❛ I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜ ❛ i love learning bad things about people i don’t like. ❜ ❛ i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❜ ❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings. ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne. ❜ ❛ damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. ❜ ❛ damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. ❜ ❛ your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am. ❜ ❛ i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole. ❜ ❛ i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch. ❜ ❛ i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. ❜ ❛ tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t. ❜ ❛ my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’ ❜ ❛ maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always. ❜ ❛ i believe in hate at first sight. ❜ ❛ you hate me? wow, so much in common already. ❜ ❛ i’m filled with hate and useless facts. ❜ ❛ do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you? ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out. ❜ ❛ getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. ❜ ❛ there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. ❜ ❛ i ship me and money. ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow? ❜ ❛ how do i get over someone i never dated? ❜ ❛ i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. ❜ ❛ if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes, take them off. ❜ ❛ put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. ❜ ❛ dying is taking too long. ❜ ❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜ ❛ don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. ❜ ❛ you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’ ❜ ❛ good news, everyone: dogs. ❜ ❛ if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong. ❜
AGGRESSION // SEXUAL TENSION .
acts that could be aggressive // or a little bit sexy // or both. send a symbol from your muse to mine. feel free to combine actions or add specifics even when it doesn’t ask for it ! can send non - sexually as well.
THREATENING
🔪 // put a knife to my muse’s throat .
🖐️ // put a hand around my muse’s throat .
👕 // slide a weapon up under my muse’s shirt ( can specify ) .
👔 // grab my muse by the collar & pull them closer .
🔒 // lock my muse in a room alone with your muse .
🗩 // verbally threaten my muse ( please specify ) .
PINNING
🔙 // push my muse against a wall .
📌 // pin my muse’s wrists above their head .
🔵 // grab my muse hard enough to leave a bruise .
🔑 // handcuff my muse .
➰ // tie my muse to a chair .
⭕ // restrain my muse with an item of clothing ( please specify ) .
🚨 // push my muse to the ground & straddle them .
📢 // tell my muse ‘ stop squirming ! ’ .
🔗 // otherwise restrain my muse ( please specify ) .
LIGHTER
👀 // grab my muse’s jaw & direct their gaze towards yours .
⚡ // tug my muse’s hair .
⚠️ // bite my muse ( can specify where ) .
😏 // give my muse a hickey .
✂️ // run fingernails over my muse’s skin & scratch them .
💦 // cover my muse’s mouth .
DARKER
💋 // give my muse a kiss that draws blood .
🗡️ // cut my muse with a knife ( can specify where ) .
💀 // kidnap my muse .
😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth .
💥 // tighten something around my muse’s throat that restricts their blood - flow / oxygen supply ( please specify ) .
deluscr:
“And you think y’ can get in there so easily?” He leaned back in his chair, one arm leaning on the backrest, as he looked at the other. He scoffed, shaking his head, before a smirk was portrayed upon scarred lips. “You’re nuts if y’ think it’ll be that easy, mate. Even with blueprints, that place is like a maze.”
“And you think that I can’t?” An eye roll. “Tell me, do you know what crowd visits this place? Socialites, businessmen, politicians, celebrities- anyone with enough money in their back pocket to buy them a damn private jet.” He leaned forward, placing his arms on the table. “For me- and a plus one-” Rafe gestured to the other. “-getting in? That’s easy. Getting away from the crowd is the hard part.”
patronedsaint:
there’s been a nagging feeling in the back of his mind lately. something that tells him he should’ve turned tail and walked right back into that prison once he saw who was standing outside of it. there’s no bad blood about leaving him for dead ( honest , ) just the residing sour taste in his mouth when RAFE ADLER was mentioned at all ━━━━━━ he murdered a guard , where was his justice ?
throwing arms up , samuel merely huffs out an agitated sigh. there’s choice words he could be using here , but he refrains. ❝ m’doin’ what i can here , rafe ! ❞ the last thing he wants is an argument , but he can’t help that his tone got a little louder , accent a little thicker. ❝ avery didn’t exactly leave a note sayin’ where he hid the goddamn thing , alright ?! ❞ he just needed a little more time to piece the clues together. to figure things out without rafe breathing down his neck.
Glancing up from his phone to look at the other only when he saw his arms fly up in the air, Rafe shoved his phone in his coat pocket and walked a little closer to the taller. It was no secret that he was impatient, he had fair reason to be, he’d already spent thirteen or so odd years chasing after something that, at this point, he had no idea if it even existed. And that was all without Samuel. He expected the ‘expert’ to show up on the scene, point out the one thing he missed and lead him to the treasure.
Things don’t work like that, though. A cold laugh escaped him. “Wow. There’s no need to yell at me like some... disappointed parent. Maybe you just aren’t as knowledgeable about Avery as you thought you were. Isn’t that a hit to your ego?” A hand reached up to give Sam two condescending pats on the cheek. “Keep looking. I expect some form of results within the hour, alright?”
I’M JUST A HUMAN TRYING TO AVOID MY CERTAIN DOOM. samuel drake / loved by elijah. do not reblog to personals.
uncharted meets vine im so Sorry
' see, that was always your greatest flaw, rafe, ' nate murmurs, scrutinizing the coin in hand. ' that's the difference between you and me. ' his voice hardens. ' i didn't have that luxury. '
Rafe watched the snow leak through a hole in the deck of The Fancy, turning into steam before it even touched the deck. The quickly melting white against the spreading fire created the sense that he needed to get out of there fast, grab Sam and go. And by the way the other was acting, that sense only grew. “My greatest flaw? What, that I was born into money? That I was a little spoiled?”
“I may have been spoiled, I may have been a brat that had no consequences to his actions, but, hey! I fixed up my act. I started doing right by people.” He tried to distance himself further from Nathan while slowly making his way to Sam. “And what can we say about you, huh? What have you become? What’s your greatest flaw? Look at yourself! You’re a husk! A goddamn fucking zombie shambling through life- and don’t get me started on what you did to Sam.”
“He told me all about you two. He did everything for you, his entire life- his childhood that he could’ve spent chasing after the hottest eye candy around or playing sports or doing anything he wanted? No, that was spent on you. You had someone who always looked out for you and always tried to keep you happy, I never had that! I never had that luxury! And what do you do with that? You don’t even try to help him- don’t even try to look at him when he’s dying and falling off a goddamn roof! He wasted his whole life on someone who backstabbed him! So, what’s your greatest flaw, Nate? Betraying those who care about you? Taking and never giving back?” He glared at the other.
“You know what? You don’t deserve to be his brother.”
