Life is funny but not haha funny.

Mia, she/her, 30+, 🏳️‍🌈, tired™. Many things make me happy, deal with it. Must be 18+ to follow. My inbox is open!

[miafi]

This photo gives off "a hot guy just walked into the bar" vibes.

[miafi]

A complementary "a hot guy is walking to the bar, quickly, check out his ass" vibes.

[problemnyatic]

if policies like "be nice" and "don't do slavery" are going to be "the fall of western civilization" then why would anyone be against that outcome

[problemnyatic]

fuuuuck if the Evil Empire Of Misery And Sadness gets defeated the dow jones is gonna PLUMMET duuude we canttttt think about the dowwww

[thanksbrunette]

[orivu]

[chrispineofficial]

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

[chrispineofficial]

i’m obsessed with you. shall we get married

[sheyri]

Wake up Tumblr! New Pride flags just dropped!

Personally I'm a sucker for a good Spezi (though I haven't tried Paulaner Spezi in recent memories). But the Cola colours do be nice.

[officersnickers]

Farbpaletten waren so schön, ich konnte nicht anders 🏳️‍🌈❤️

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[userfish]

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?

[rezkid]

babe are u ok i saw u rb "things will be ok" hopecore onto your sports sideblog

[couthbbg]

[hiramslodge]

i hope nice things are happening to you today :)

[onadarklingplain]

david shrigley, golf is not the answer, 2023

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Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

[hope-for-the-planet]

China's Przewalski's horse population rises above 900

Forty years after China launched the "Wild Horse Return Program", the Przewalski's horse — the world's only surviving wild horse species — h

From the article:

Forty years after China launched the "Wild Horse Return Program", the Przewalski's horse — the world's only surviving wild horse species — has completed a historic transition from being on the brink of extinction to there being self-sustaining wild herds in Northwest China. The population of Przewalski's horses in China has surpassed 900 individuals, accounting for approximately one-third of the global total, according to figures released during an event to mark the 40th anniversary of the species' reintroduction. The milestone follows decades of conservation under the "Wild Horse Return Program", an initiative launched in 1985 to restore the species that was declared extinct in the wild during the 1970s due to poaching and habitat loss. The recovery has successfully transitioned the "living fossil" — which possesses an evolutionary history of 60 million years — from captive breeding to self-sustaining wild herds.

[lilyofficial]

[rubylang-official]

Reblog to do this to prev

[bogleech]

We all get sad that insects aren't at least dog size and octopuses only live in the ocean and there are no air jellyfish or visibly ambulatory plants and all the giant sea lizards are gone but sometimes you gotta just tell yourself some lifeforms are special *because* they're tiny or they're far away or they helped build the world we have now. We're just the weird ones for being terrestrial macrofauna, and it's pretty special that we evolved brains capable of marveling at things at all.

[hollowedskin]

"I'm sad because I'll never see a quetzalcoatlus" consider: you live alongside pelicans and flamingos! Really sit and think about unbelievably strange a filter feeding bird is, and how lucky we are to be around them!

[winguontheweb]

think about the fact that you and everyone you know gets to live at the same time as the blue whale, *the* single largest animal that has ever lived, water or land.

[miafi]

I am so excited about this bear, I have to show him off to you guys! This is The Bear Minimum and I love him SO MUCH.

Free pattern available here:

Little Teddy Bear (in-the-round vers.) Knitting Pattern - MayLilyKnitting.com

Size: the height of the toy may vary depending on the yarn used and the number of knitting needles Needles: use knitting needles 1-1.5 sizes

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This is the best one

[ruffboi-mags]

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

[elephino-but-i-need-a-name]

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”