Sloppy Paintbrush

Memories are the paints that never dry.

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Pepper steak for dinner

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Why would anyone want to consume it!?

[etherealastraea]

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

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I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

[nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti]

may our education be stronger than fake news

[darthlenaplant]

Amen.

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To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

[mod2amaryllis]

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

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“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

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“Waiting for Dad” by kbancroftbillings at ViewBug

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By the Fence

I planted this wild flower mix in the beginning of May. They are so big and gorgeous now! Bachelor Buttons, yarrow, coreopsis, some pretty little red thing I've never seen before and even a poppy! I put the seed around our pond and they have added such a great splash of color! When I turned around toward the house, I saw this awesome green headed bee on the sun flowers! The yellow of the flowers…

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A Long Time Coming

It has been two long years since Todd was diagnosed. We have finally eased up on doctor visits three times a week. He now only sees his oncologist every three months. He is also walking! Albeit with a cane, he is still able to put weight in his bad leg. His orthopedic doctor said that his progress is good and to continue with his exercises and stretching his leg. He won't play tennis or hike but…

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#Valentine #throwback #necklace #handpainted #lovebirds❤️

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I see my #sister and her #friends

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#winter #weather #advisory today

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#rose #pencilsketch for #valentine'sday #pencilart #flowers #floral #valentine #nature #art

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Mafe a few modifications to this #cow. I do believe it's finished! #bovine #farms #farmanimals #countrylife #pencilsketch #pencilart

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Started a #cow tonight. This is what I have so far. Will finish him up tomorrow.

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#fairy #sketch with and without #color #littlegirls #sneaker #theme

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Fist #sketches of a #flower and #fairy theme for a #littlegirls #sneaker. More skeches to come!

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The finished pair! #Flounder and #Sebastian #custom #sneakers. #characters on sneakers. #artwork #wearableart #handpainted

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#sneaker #1 finished. #Flounder from the Little Mermaid. This is MY rendition of the character only. I do not own a license to sell Disney products. THIS IS NOT WALT DISNEY MERCHANDISE. #character #wearables #wearableart #painting #moviecharacter

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My rendition of #Flounder from #TheLittleMermaid. #custom order on #sneakers. These are not an official Disney product. Only my rendition of the character. I DO NOT HAVE A LICENSE TO SELL DISNEY PRODUCTS. THESE ARE MY RENDITIONS OF THE CHARACTER ONLY.

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My collage of Malifacent from Disney's "Sleeping Beauty". Oil on canvas #characters #villians #Disney #malificent #sleepingbeauty #artwork #painting #children #animatedcharacters