Monica Lewinski

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[bundyspooks]

The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

legend

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

why didn’t his parents name him

[paxamericana]

[ruinedchildhood]

I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….

[kingofthehillcaps]

[lord-brixie]

This is the most real thing this show has ever had

[washyourbrainbro-deactivated201]

[batou]

a treasure of the film industry

[brazilshit]

[meanplastic]

In a land of gods and monsters, I was an angel.

[tyrants-help-build-uss-deactiva]

Rough sex and pizza please

[srsfunny]

Pass Me The Knork, Please

[delightfullyinstantwonderland]

[troublemasochist]

why the hell did this make me laugh

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[americasnexttophomo-blog]

Send me a nude and a number and I'll comment on it 😘

[badgirlsgotocancun]

[gooodlongtime]

[alexander]

wtf is this

[ryansreign]

I slipped into a coma

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[djpaulyd]

[ifuckingknowplaces]

(2009-2017)

[elliewilliam]