Sloth Crone

♿♾️🏳️‍🌈 • A weaver of whimsy. Living like a disaster. Definitely cringe.

[krossan]

Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. I'm staying with the OG version. Thank you very much. We don't talk abt the live action one.

[slothcrone]

So I picked up Fields of Mistria.

[slothcrone]

This Stay loves herself some Bang Chan. ᡣ𐭩

[slothcrone]

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HIM.

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[a-namjoon-a-day-archive]

happy monday ♡

[edwardskhakipants]

I fully believe if Bella had the means to do so, she would have stalked Edward back.

[edwardcullenisavirgin]

They match each others freaks too perfectly. If he wasn’t head over heels for her and if he could read her mind he’d have a restraining order.

[romanticize-and-decay]

i dont know man, theres just something about the vampires in twilight being unable to cry that really unintentionally adds to the horror of monstrosity. like i know smeyer probably made them unable to cry bc oh life is so perfect as a vampire its symbolic bc why would you ever need to cry uwu

but crying, this utterly human and natural thing, something we all do, something so tied to life that we do it when we are born and that means we are alive... its something vampires, frozen in their dead state, cannot do...

i dont know man i just have a lot of feelings about the twilight vampires being physically incapable of shedding tears.

[slothcrone]

More Palia talk:

I started romancing Hassian today and, oh my goodness, I was not prepared for the cute! Please tell me it gets even cuter. Please please please.

I also maxed out Tish's friendship bar, which means I'm maxed in both friendship and romance with her. She joins Reth in that regard.

I didn't see Hot Daddy-- I mean, Hodari today so I didn't work on his bars. But that's just because I didn't play for very long and I didn't talk to everyone.

Helped a group of folks chop down a big Flow tree. Teamwork makes the dream work.

I need to work on my housing plot but I'm trying to get ready for Elderwood so that isn't very important right now.

I also need more friends in the game. (This is a hint; drop your IGNs in the replies if you want!)

[transphobies-deactivated2016022]

[copperclawed]

#tumblr i’ve come to a recent realization #and it’s that i really really love bella swan #like i stanned her out of defensiveness and wanting to rescue her from her franchise for ages #but lately i’ve been thinking about her a lot as a character on her own terms and i realized that SHE IS FASCINATING AND I LOVE HER #people say she has ~no personality~ and there’s nothing to her outside her relationship with edward #but that ain’t even a little true #like yes the fact that the narrative positions her so passively is a huge problem but that’s not her fault #and seriously #she’s a sarcastic socially awkward nerd who struggles to connect with other people #and she’s so insecure and yet also so stubborn #and she resents ordinariness and mundanity SO MUCH #she rejects bland everyday life and craves uniqueness + adventure so goddamn badly #(give me the fucking fruit) #fictional ladies i will go to bat for no apologies

[bellasdumptruckass]

“twilight vampires are so lame they sparkle in the sun🤣🤣🤣” have you considered that other vampires just burn and die

[volturialice]

skill issue

[rosalielesbianhale]

basically this energy

[slothcrone]

I chose Reth to be my Shepp. ♥

[slothcrone]

BABY'S FIRST BIAS: Kim Namjoon aka RM (BTS)

I love this man. 🩷

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Running gag where Mike Newton is constantly almost finding out about the supernatural

He’s constantly overhearing funny bits and pieces of conversation but none of it is strictly incriminating (e.g. Bella: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse… wait. Is that something you’ve tried?” Edward: “I haven’t, but in 1972 Emmett and Jasper learned the phrase ‘double dog dare’. I’ll leave it at that”)

He’s on a hike and turns his head just a half-second too late to see Esme tackle a bear into a ditch, out of sight

He muses aloud to Bella one day that her friend Jacob from the rez gained muscle, like, inhumanly fast…. Would he share his workout/diet regimen?

[theserpentspsalm]