ed, harry and a fan x

[hollowboobtheory]

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

[hollowboobtheory]

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

[curbstompmeplz]

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

[paolabracho-deactivated20230704]

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

[kabaks]

[anxietyproblem]

[archai9925]

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

[funnytwittertweets]

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[yoonsdelights]

THEYRE SO 😭🤧

[callese]

[unbotheredmuse]

[whitepeopletwitter]

True freedom.

[funnelcloudd]

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

[curioscurio]

[cumaeansibyl]

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

[y3llowfinches]

Its literally Friday I'm in love except it's Wednesday

[lil-reminders]

you’re allowed to just exist this summer. you don’t have to glow up or feel the need to constantly be changing and progressing. you can just be.

[allthatlovesabout]

okay listen UP the only parallel in cinematic history that matters and i mean the ONLY one is when the shot in fellowship of the ring where frodo’s hand reaches into the water to grab sam’s is mirrored by the shot in return of the king where sam reaches over the edge of the volcano to grab frodo’s hand and pull him up like. poetic FUCKING cinema.

[allthatlovesabout]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[normal-horoscopes]

I went to an evil wizard and wished for more women in STEM and now I'm slowly transforming into an olive tree. Like, I'm not sure trees have stems but I see what he was going for. Good effort over all.

[imposterogers]

sometimes I think about how heath ledger refused to attend the 2007 oscars because they asked him to make a brokeback mountain joke and he refused because ‘it’s not a joke to me — I don’t want to make any jokes about it.’

[imposterogers]

I just don’t know how anyone who actually watched the movie could consider making a joke about it. nothing prepares you for seeing it the first time. it’s one of the most tragic and saddest modern romances and yet somehow it was turned into “that gay cowboy movie aha”

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

[fullmetalfisting]

I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”