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[mymoviemania-75th-cannes]

AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS ZAR AMIR EBRAHIMI HOLY SPIDER (Ali ABBASI)

[skulandcrossbones]

What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

[caspersgraveyard]

the masculine urge

the feminine urge

the human urge to yearn for the existence of dragons

[stroebe2]

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[peresephoknee]

funny if we started calling western tv shows “ADramas” or “GBdramas” let’s level the field

[bitchboynasty]

Absolutely true

[tinydragontori]

you are so right

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[random-shit-writing]

this crinkled tissue??

[parksrway]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[depsidase]

[charlottan]

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

[bunjywunjy]

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

[disteal]

I know this gets said here every day but stop caring about celebrities

[disteal]

They are not your friends. Hollywood is a vacuum, famous people are a small, isolated group, they cannot socialise comfortably with normal people, with you. They are very likely MUCH richer than you, and the longer they spend in that tax bracket, the more distanced they become from the working class, the less they relate to you or even have any incentive to try.

No, it is not a surprise that Jon Mulaney supported a bigot. He has more in common with that bigot than he does with any trans person begging for rent money on the internet, and that has been the case for almost a decade. Celebrities stop socialising outside very small, wealthy, entitled groups. They understand each other, reinforce an environment where it’s ok to indulge in being stupidly rich and arrogant. They give each other work. This is the unavoidable class embedding of every celebrity, including the ones you think are charming and relatable.

[beardedmrbean]

[jb-blunk]

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

[princessmo]

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

[senso1954]

i hate when you go to someone's home and there's no obvious hand towel... cheers i'll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don't care.

[gogtopia]

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

[ballwizard]

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

[tragedyposting]

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

[strongermonster]

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.