MagpieLand

A good homebrew takes time and a heaping tablespoon of procrastination.

[slowbrew]

Hello, and welcome to my dnd sideblog!

I’ll be collecting and posting stuff related to my characters in the games I’m currently in as well as a homebrew that is simmering away in the background.

Main blog @mjrral

[slowbrew]

I can't believe this is the first time any of us are using our gargoyle's ability to weigh as much as marble and it's to hold penn who's been charmed to keep him from talking lmao

[slowbrew]

AND I STILL FAILED TO HOLD HIM THE SLIPPERY LITTLE BAT

[slowbrew]

I can't believe this is the first time any of us are using our gargoyle's ability to weigh as much as marble and it's to hold penn who's been charmed to keep him from talking lmao

[heavensickness]

obsessed. also makes sense when you remember than butterflies drink blood

[dearorpheus]

[cosmichorrorlesbians]

ttrpg games are insane and make you insane in ways that are fundamental and irreparable. sometimes the best piece of fiction you will ever experience will happen to you and your friends over two to five years of your life. it will be your work and their work and yet somehow exist between and beyond you all. there will only be like three or five of you in the room and nobody else will ever be able to experience this in the way you did. it will be ephemeral and immediate and it will occasionally make you feel so bad you see hell. fuck. what a concept

[shadylex]

Made my dnd party fight a soup kitchen lizard and they had lots of fun :>

(spoilers: they had fun, but at great consequences)

[slowbrew]

I’ve been inflicted by the ‘get gooped’ curse that activates no matter the variety of goop

[netherator]

pocketing my delicious ooze

[blumineck]

Continuing my recent trend of throwing household objects at fruit…

I think you’ll really Dig my patreon page

[lacetulle]

Joli Poli | Barcelona Fashion Week 2025

[boxheadpaint]

"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

[boxheadpaint]

[slowbrew]

Almost let the dm lead me into a very obvious trap

Imagine going through all the effort of disguising yourself only to immediately blow your cover by bringing your very obvious and very known snowcone cart

waugh

[gristlegrinder]

dnd group is working out the logistics of buying a fantasy lava lamp from fantasy chuck e cheese

[gristlegrinder]

restless energy

[pickerwheelpolls]

You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

Your Reaction:

Literally the best problem and the best person to solve it! Yippee!

With this problem, character will definitely be helpful, this will go well!

Ok, could be worse, this is definitely going to be an adventure, but a fun one.

This problem isn't getting solved, actually more problems will be created help.

Well, I'm cooked, and so is the world honestly. And it won't even be that fun.

Voting ended onMar 10, 2025

[slowbrew]

Rolled three 1's in a row. At least they were inconsequential rolls and I got a 20 for the one that mattered.

[injuries-in-dust]

Spin this wheel to choose your race

Spin this wheel to choose your class

Do you think you got a good character?

A good strong combo

Pretty good

Could be interesting

Bland and/or vanillia

Not ideal

Bad combo

Terrible, this character can't work

I'm going bald / I want to see the results.

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2025

[slowbrew]

Emrys has just adopted 1,001 fishing spider hatchlings. I love this.

[slowbrew]

Look at their envoy. He's so cute.