[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[jumex]

Im not even alive im just collecting data

[2queer2deer]

A thing I doodled today,,, whilst looking @ photos of raccoons :O

[albtraumer]

Why don't you darken your clothes and strike a violent pose and maybe you'll calm down

[homoidiotic]

i actually love jenna marbles because she jsut posts videos of her doing weird shit with her dogs and very handsome boyfriend and like!! YEAH bitch!!! just stick shit on ur man’s head while making incomprehensible vine references. that’s the fucking life

[symphonyinblue1978]

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[basket]

perfect!!!!!

[theonlyhimeros]

I love him

[windflowerfairy]

me: *opens book*

me: *sees detailed map*

me: hell yes we’ve got some hardcore fantasy right here

[hotcheeto-------limonarchive-de]

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

[toastbutteregg]

my biggest problem is I don’t have the looks and the money

[pukicho]

For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

[destrochao]

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

[pukicho]

Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

[isnt]

can you relate? follow @isnt​ for more

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[renewedsuggestion]

please don’t ever think that you can’t talk to me about something

[thepersonalquotes]