·|-|–|—|–|-|·

˚°•o.  ˚°•o.  ˚°•o.  |  .o•°˚  .o•°˚  .o•°˚

[overwelmd]

ren-o-graphics

[aliiiiiiice]

[woman-becomer]

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

[woman-becomer]

these tags make me so mad because you're right

[cutecipher]

only thing texas is good for is toast.

[cutecipher]

and theres only so much more we can cut from the ground there

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

are you implying that texas toast is quarried

[kittykatninja321]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone

[cryoverkiltmilk]

THE PARTRIDGE IS IN THE PEAR TREE.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

THERE ARE TWO (2) TURTLE DOVES.

[woman-becomer]

I'm eating a peanut butter sandwich and the whole time I'm thinking man oh man I can't wait to eat another peanut butter sandwich after this

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Hey bro can I come over and cough up blood and cough up blood and order takeout and then cough up more blood

[rockglocklobster]

THIS IS SOME 10PM ASS 5:30PM WE'RE HAVING!!!!!!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[tyxaar]

New Dredge Speedrun category: Kidnapping%

The goal is to get every NPC you can pick up onto your boat at the same time, then leave the map. Speedrun ends when to get eaten by the big no-out-of-bounds fish. And yes, this is includes the dog. :P

[slownrainy11]

Well heck, if you're gonna post an absolute banger of a meme category idea for an absolute banger of a game, I might just end up hyperfixating for days straight and get a route figured out.

Cheers

[gertritude-art]

look at my pure vessel man we are NOT surviving the infection

[gertritude-art]

[millthompson]

[ether--net]

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[fallout-lou-begas]

watching video game challenge runs where they try to beat a platformer game without jumping is so funny because they'll be like "well after performing six frame-perfect tricks in a row and abusing the object memory glitch to generate enemies from four levels ago for us to bounce off the tops of so that we can cross a single gap, we're immediately met with a wall that's too high to jump over" and you'll literally think well that's not fair. why would the developers put that wall in the way like that

[cliffsecord]

Girls only want one thing and it’s to flip a series of overhead switches and to punch a few glowing buttons to start up the spaceship