[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[fatestayyuri]

me with a lucky anon

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[segamascott]

🤤🤤🤤

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[panthermouthh]

not my laboratory not my Creature

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[monstrous-divinity]

michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

This is so fun

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I’m just so happy you’re here

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk