uh yeah thats a dead body you dumb mother fucker

what the FUCK is up jason rp blog for adam palomino from f13 -- private/selective

[sluggerperk-blog]

well i uh guess i did take a hiatus for a lil while there huh

[sluggerperk-blog]

2. tending to their wounds

Tiff was surprisingly good at this, quick, efficient. For a moment, it occurs to Adam that this is her last – only – med spray. You’ve made it this far without thinking, don’t start now. All they can do is keep moving. The can is empty and he stands, looking her in the eye maybe for the first time ever. He’d underestimate her. Maybe they’d all underestimated everybody, themselves. “Thanks, Tiff." He pauses, wondering if he should stay more. don't start now "Let’s move.”

[slavery]

Not to vent but: fuck

[great-deku-deactivated20240227]

shower beverage alignments

Lawful Good: shower coffee IF you’re running late Neutral Good: you wouldn’t be caught dead with a shower bev Chaotic Good: whatever u happen to be drinking when the shower-mood strikes instantly becomes ur shower beverage Lawful Neutral: a bottle of cold water outside the shower for when it gets too steamy in there True Neutral: getting thirsty halfway thru and just opening ur mouth like a baby bird in the rain Chaotic Neutral: slushie that u got from the gas station SPECIFICALLY so u could take a shower and drink it Lawful Evil: bath & a glass of fine wine Neutral Evil: shower beer Chaotic Evil: shower MILK

[great-deku-deactivated20240227]

no one has tagged this with neutral evil, i know ya’ll r out there u fuckin COWARDS

[alinok]

x

[sluggerperk-blog]

high-fiving them !!!!!!!!!!!

It worked. He couldn’t believe it. I mean he should have, Deb was the smartest girl he knew, Deb can do anything, but he's scared shitless and trying to catch his breath and gripping the baseball bat tighter and tighter to keep it from shaking in his hands he doesn’t want to die he doesn’t want to die he doesn’t want to die but then Deb, beautiful, genius Deb, puts the keys in the ignition and it works. He catches himself quick before hollering in victory, but when she raises her hand he doesn't care about giving away their location. The car works. they're getting out of here. She did this. She deserves a high five. 

[sluggerperk-blog]

2. but he doesnt know what hes doing and is for sure not happy abt it

He’s sure the bandage is too tight. It’s uncomfortable – as if the giant gash that needed the bandage wasn’t uncomfortable enough already – and he can’t tell if the bleeding’s stopped. But it’s not like Adam was ever a boy scout. “Do you even know first aid?” It’s not like Adam knew first aid, either, but it was more reassuring to know how fucked he was. Chad does something and the fabric, unsanitary, tightens around his arm more. His breath sucks in between his teeth, and his words hiss out, trying to keep quiet for fuck’s sake. “Jesus, careful you dick. Stopping blood flow doesn’t mean you have to cut off the circulation.” 

[therpmemes]

                night in the woods → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Do you think we’d be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town? ❞

❝ My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place. ❞

❝ I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do. ❞

❝ We’re all gonna die if we don’t keep living. ❞

❝ Go legally braindead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! ❞

❝ There is not one person on God’s Earth who doesn’t love tacos! ❞

❝ I am so scared all the time and the fear hurts. ❞

❝ Pretty amazing, to be something at least. ❞

❝ I have really up up days and really down down days. And I don’t know which it is until it’s over sometimes. ❞

❝ Plastic bags are the ghosts of supermarkets. ❞

❝ Being the only queer people in town sucks. ❞

❝ Not knowing how something worked used to seem like… magic. Now not knowing means it might be going wrong and I may not be able to fix it . ❞

❝ When I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something.  ❞

❝ It’s a fantastic ass right? ❞

❝ No fascists at this party! ❞

❝ You could vape. ❞

❝ You know when your body is like ‘Uh whoa I almost died,’ and you get all hyper because you’re filled with dolphins? ❞

❝ At the end of everything, hold on to anything. ❞

❝ If anyone’s going to ruin your night, it should be you. ❞

❝ I’m like, proud of us all, for having good-ass lives in a shitty, stupid, good-ass town. ❞

❝ Nothing is going to save us forever, But a lot of things can save us today. ❞

❝ And nobody cares! I wanted someone to notice things aren’t OK. ❞

❝ Once haunted, can a place be unhaunted? ❞

❝ We devote ourselves to something we barely understand, something we can never touch. We give it a name, and we give ourselves a name for doing so. All of it creates this connection. And that connection, that becomes the thing we can touch. ❞

❝ Oh my god. That was dangerous. I could’ve died. THAT WAS AMAZING! ❞

❝ There was until one afternoon… where something just broke. Reality broke. ❞

❝ They said I had an anger problem, but that’s not true. ❞

❝ I know this won’t save me in the end, but I don’t need it to save me forever, I just need it to save me now. ❞

❝ I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face. ❞

❝ Don’t panic but we’re maybe all gonna die soon. ❞

❝ Okay, I don’t feel comfortable with you objectifying my boyfriend. ❞

❝ I’m gonna go run around naked in the wooooooods! ❞

❝ You can’t take a woman’s husband just because he’s dead! ❞

❝ I am super, super gay. ❞

❝ I think my total gayness came through to the discerning reader. ❞

❝ I am extremely unhappy and you’re the only person who knows. ❞

❝ My dad/mom/parents didn’t like me. ❞ 

❝ My dad used to hit me a lot. ❞

❝ My mom like, wouldn’t feed me. ❞

❝ I’d be locked in there for a day sometimes, or overnight. So I’d try to develop psychic powers so I could like signal to the neighbors or unlock the door. Didn’t work, as you might guess. ❞

❝ I never told anybody. After a while, I started feeling guilty too, for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing? ❞

❝ Being abused isn’t your fault at all. ❞

❝ I’m just glad I didn’t – yeah, anyway. ❞

❝ My dad had to stop drinking because he was a danger to me and my mom. ❞

❝ I want to grow giant and pick you all up and carry you somewhere safe. ❞

❝ Screw it! I’m doing two beers! I’m doing beer! ❞

❝ I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do. Like doing taxes and having babies. ❞

❝ Time makes most dangerous things less dangerous. ❞

❝ I stayed and grew up while you left and stayed the same. ❞

❝ I don’t even believe in hell and I hope they go straight there. ❞

❝ Hey you get that porn off your laptop? ❞

❝ You’re a smooth talker. you’re a smoothie. ❞

❝ Eff college!! All those rich kids and hot people all wring sex and having papers with each other! ❞

❝ I was just saying you look like crap because I love you. ❞

❝ Let’s steal from my boss, who trusted me! ❞

❝ ______ is probably bipolar. ❞

❝ I don’t know what this feeling is. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say daddy again. ❞

❝ I can’t not give a shit. ❞

❝ I thought you couldn’t leave home because of your… issue? ❞

❝ You’re home enough. ❞

❝ Isn’t it illegal to smoke indoors? ❞ 

[gravegospel]

[gh0stichous]

Me when someone enters my room uninvited

[sluggerperk-blog]

fixing their clothes (hat, tie, etc.)

Adam swallowed, stretching his neck. “I’m never gonna need to wear a tie, Vic, why are we doing this?” The fabric felt uncomfortably close around his throat, and it was only getting tighter. She didn’t roll her eyes – too poised for that – but Adam could get the feeling anyway. “I’m serious, when’s the next time I’m gonna go to a dance? Or a church?” Where else did you even wear these things? He was convinced he didn’t need to learn how to tie a tie, but it was Vic’s idea, and when Vic put her mind to something there was no stopping her, not even Adam.

[digimon-tri]

[horrorandhalloween]

[dajo42]

[wearing a fake leather jacket, eating ritz crackers out of the box, reclining in a casual position somewhere i shouldnt logically be able to access] im emotionally vulnerable as shit dude ill cry on any of you

[sluggerperk-blog]

Time - Doom Side of the Moon

the sun is the same in a relative way but you're older shorter of breath, and one day closer to death

[sluggerperk-blog]

me sitting here with things in my inbox, still filling up my drafts with shitposts ,

[kmarx]

[sluggerperk-blog]

2. tending to their wounds (with a health spray?)

“Fuck, this shit stings.” There were still some shards of glass in his shoulder, though all too small to pick out without tweezers, and who the fuck knew where tweezers were right now. But at least Chad had an extra health spray. Kind of surprising he'd waste it on Adam though. He should probably be grateful. "Thanks." Sure, it was ground out through his teeth, but it was something, right?