slugly

juniper, 25, she/they !!!!

[egberts]

louis gets bitey when he's sleepy so we got him a chew toy duck from the dog section and he loves it

[striders]

finally he is calm

[egberts]

he is now 8 months old and ducky is still his favorite toy. this duck has seen it all

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[egberts]

[feraligatr]

do it drunk. do it high

[feraligatr]

do it with another guy.

[pwesident]

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[pwesident]

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

[slimetony]

If you’ve tried to reach out to me in the last 7-8 years and I didn’t get back to you I’m medicated now and I’ll be reaching out to you shortly

[slimetony]

I can do this

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[firefox-official]

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

[firefox-official]

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

[firefox-official]

What the hell

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

one of the aqua teen dvds had a "Play all" button which, if youre too young to remember dvds, would typically play every episode in order, but here it played them all at the same time. having that dvd changed me as a child

[gunsandfireandshit]

The best part of it is the Easter egg revealed by the "play all" option, every episode in the season has one of their signature explosion animations play at the exact same timestamp so for a second the entire screen is obscured by fireballs

[dogwise]

junji itō was so right when he said this

[dogwise]

this too

[froginakettle]

junji ito was right about everything actually

[akindplace]

(extremely anxious person trying to be really brave)

[ieatarock]

straight up “eating a rock”. and by a rock. haha, well. let's justr say. a rock

[rariatoo]

🎉

[important-animal-images]

[zealiketea]

Wdym that is just a cool gaming mouse what were you expecting to see

[bewbin]

my friend: ur not even chill and dope like that at all bro !

me:

my friend: oh shit my bad im a stupid fucking idiot

[blueraspberries]

throwback to that time in 2013 when i made a text post that said “i would die without weed” and someone reported it to my college as a suicide threat and they pulled me out of class and made me see a counselor who had the text post printed out and highlighted on a piece of paper

[elfdyke]

i think twitter is actually really funny and good sometimes. where else are you seeing shit like this