fat dumps and chunky nuts

....

[softlenaluthor]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[karlidagdanserin-deactivated202]

[switchbutch]

A moment of peace

[myanacondadontexist]

the water is so clear….. he’s flying

[kokomiin]

[memewhore]

Me

[pukicho]

Remember to drink water babes

[i-like-pans7]

No

[pukicho]

Then become the dirt I walk on.

[nataleaf]

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[luisonte]

[transypansy-deactivated20250528]

@starchygoodness

[starchygoodness]

How are you going to look at this and tell me bears are real??

[podencos]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[asktheboywholived]

So today, my sister received a free t-shirt… the guy gave her an XL. 

She asked for something smaller, and he started laughing and responded with, “You’re not skinny.”

This is my sister:

This was my baby bro’s response when she told us: 

[seasonforwonder]

[desperauxtilling]

[nuclear-nigerians]

[deeton]

No joke my ex actually wanted to do this and he told me about some potential surgery to get it put back on yo what the fuck!!! He has issues and wants to fuck actual real dogs so anyways

[kenpachirin]

[memeculture69]

[cinnamart]

Lms if 2018 rocked ur shit

[unclefather]

[andthencamethen]

I almost scrolled past this.

[veryfunnymemes]