slutmgee

good god dont follow me

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

The looking for Alaska miniseries is very good but I cried too much and it wasn’t very manly of me

my brother in christ, the entire point is to feel what there is to feel while we are here.

[slut-mgee]

Dog sneezed in the other room and it was so humanlike I got scared for a second

[simplysnaps]

Vibe coding? Like different settings on my girl's magic wand? Sounds pretty cool. Yeah, I'll invest in that. Maybe it can be like those electric toothbrushes that play a song in your head during physical contact? Have you ever heard of "All Star?"

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[the-multiverse-theory]

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[anothergayghoul]

"People are not property!" - *loud cheering*

"This includes prisoners! They are not suddenly property of the state when they're convicted!" - *a little less cheering*

"And that includes children who are not their parents' property!" - *almost no cheering*

"What? I thought we said people aren't property?"

[mens-rights-activia]

My tits mmmm so large and heavy with knowledge

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[lixomania]

[meawsupport]

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

[reds-references]

[megatron]

I have to listen to bad music sometimes because otherwise the good music would lose its power. Not everyone agrees with my philosophy

[snake-eggs]

“There aren’t enough hours in a day.” There are actually. The problem is that we think 40 hour work weeks are an unavoidable fact of life.

The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, “8 hours” is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.

No wonder Americans are reliant on DoorDash and fast food, there’s no time or energy to cook. No one wonder mental and physical health are in shambles, many just spent all day sitting in fluorescent lights with little to no stimulation. “Just wake up earlier” “Just meal prep”… these are ok short-term, individual solutions, but the broader, systemic issue is obvious. We aren’t built for this. There’s no work-life balance. Genuinely, I think if our culture could normalize a shorter work week, many individuals’ biggest problems would simply evaporate.

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[anexperimentallife]

It would take about 30% of our total current worldwide production to give every human a safe, comfortable life. Unfortunately, a handful of the most evil people on Earth have decided they'd rather steal the value produced by everyone else's labor and hoard it.

[slut-mgee]

Mentioned that there were only 6 more days 'till we got to stab caesar to my coworkers and they were all "what do you mean?" "oh are we excited about that?" "Is it a holiday?" and right then and there I had to jump out the staff room window

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[queer-benoit-blanc]

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends