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i didnt die on a monday bc i didn’t take enough pills

i didn’t die on a tuesday bc my stomach hurt and i didn’t have enough energy

i didn’t die on a wednesday bc i was busy throwing up in the toilet

i didn’t die on a thursday bc i wasn’t sick enough to be home

i didn’t die on a friday

i didn’t even die on a saturday

and i didn’t die on a sunday because i guess i just didn’t try hard enough

they say it gets better, but it just gets to a point where you give up on trying

#will speaks

notgaybuckybarnes

JACOB ELORDI

elordijacb

Hi, Jacob. I see you there. You're hard to miss. I know that you're 6'6. I read that about you. 6'5. 6'8. 6'7. 6'5. Okay.

#i am a slut for a womb broom #jacob elordi

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Jacob Elordi as Felix Catton in Saltburn

#pretending im here rn #saltburn #jacob elordi #felix catton #film edit

starboysdream

“But asking consent ruins the vibe-“ no it doesn’t. Do you know how hot it is when you two are on the verge of fucking and you press the other against the wall and ask?

“You okay with this?” You can kinda whisper this. Give him ‘fuck me’ eyes, press your body against his. Tut at him when he whines and nods. Remind him; “Use your words, baby. Tell me what you want.”

Keep asking; “Is this okay?” “How’s this?” “You like this?” And when he hums a yes, ask him how much he likes it. Keep him talking. Give yourself the challenge to make him feel so good he starts blabbering about how good you feel.

Again, whisper it. Use your sexiest voice to check in. Look him in the eyes. Check in again when you’re both done and sweaty. When you’re all fucked out so he says it with a tired smile. Watch his eyes twinkle when he tells you how much he liked it. Kiss him and tell him how well he did, thank him for being so honest.

There’s literally nothing hotter than asking for consent. You just gotta know how to frame it so it’s hot and sexy

starboysdream

Surprisingly many people who are into cnc are also into this…

Guys I’m lowkey into cnc too please don’t tell

the concept of showing up after a year of inactivity just to announce that i need to get a man pregnant and then dipping

#will speaks #gay #mpreg?

i love having alts, but the stress of accidentally rbing smthg to the wrong blog is so fucking high

#will speaks

birds are so cool but also i dont trust them

#birds #will speaks

ammsxx

“I’m not really sure if you actually like me…” I am literally answering your texts while I’m fucking myself

bigassbowlingballhead

#holy shit yes please #👀👀👀#looking respectfully i promise #kit connor #will reblogs #will whispers

bitchboylinus

knuckle tattoos that say DEAD DOVE

#will reblogs

wolfstrong

If I ever have sex instead of saying I’m gonna cum I’m gonna say “I feel like something intriguing is about to happen”

#will reblogs #will being horny on main #doing this next time my bf is here >:)#gay

thwrangis

murder is never okay except when it makes me kinda hard

#will reblogs #will being horny on main

choicesgoddess

the craziest thing about being transmasc or a trans man is that people LOVE to say you’re gonna look ugly, gonna turn ugly etc. and personally for a while i bought into this nonsense. but one day i decided fuck it, decided to transition and you know what happened? i still retained the most handsome parts of the person i was before. but i looked happier. i looked more beautiful, more handsome, prettier, stylish, hot. because i finally looked like me & so much happier and confident. anyway, this is just to say - go transition dude, if you’re hesitating. you will only look even more handsome & beautiful, fuck their propaganda.

#transmasc #transmasculine #just a guy #transgender #trans men #fuck terfs #will reblogs

orpheusilver

(more horny than anyone has ever been before) i bet it feels good as hell to put your hands in someones abdominal cavity and feel their organs flinch away from your touch

#will reblogs #will being horny on main