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karina ⭑ she/her ⭑ late 20s ⭑ f1 boy crazy

[slutty-taurus]

hello world :) despite lacking sufficient knowledge of tumblr etiquette to assuage my crippling fear of unknowingly breaching it, i am bravely hoping to join the incredible community of f1 rpfers whose insightfulness and creativity amazes me <3

[sleepthroughyouralarms]

via lando_mp3

[thisbibliomaniac]

We listen and we judge harshly and hypocritically

[sasukeluver69]

Inspired by nine tenth by limabima + that photo of Lando showing off his tummy last year 😘

[yao1sport]

let's make him a girl ok

[angujasblog]

"you cannot ship this! It's immoral and-" oh im sorry, i didn't know the big brother was watching me and their fun police were about to catch me

[notsocreepycripy]

Mr. "No thongs in sight”

Inspired by this post from @justgivemethekeys and by @beachwritesf1 reblog saying he would send Lando a picture of the whale tail though <3

[the-littlest-goblin]

the thing is I am pro-rpf on principle, but I do think you should keep it away from the actual people you're shipping. but it is NOT out of concern for their comfort (insert pete wentz bank account post), it's for the same reason that like animal behaviorists and field biologists and such try to stay out of view when they're observing animals in the wild. don't tip them off it's gonna to skew the results of my study.

[piastrisms]

"Thank you." "See ya."

[slutty-taurus]

i’m invested in lando’s dating life insofar as i don’t really want to read fanfic featuring alix earle

[monacobby]

“dick body crazy, curvy, wavy” or whatever megan thee stallion said (x)

[i-like-sour-sweets]

On the advice of my attorney I will not be commenting on this photo

[chevabchich]

[pleuvoire]

two people having sex while a third person (not present) is in one way or another a major focus of the sex they are having is like crack to me and is the reason why in my yaoi shipping adventures i always want the two spokes of the love triangle to hook up

[slutty-taurus]

where eros is lack, its activation calls for three structural components—lover, beloved and that which comes between them

the third component plays a paradoxical role for it both connects and separates, marking that two are not one, irradiating the absence whose presence is demanded by eros

eros the bittersweet: an essay (anne carson, 1986)

[str-481]

for magical hijinks, bodyswap but its lily and magui who gets swapped

magical hijinks prompt game

I continue to kiss your brain every single time you tell me some insane shit. The conversations we’ve had around this prompt are truly insane and unhinged and I wouldn’t have it any other way <33 This WILL be a full fic at some point so if you’re interested keep an eye out. It would explore more of the magui/oscar implications and also the lily/magui ones because I love this!! But for now this will be a prompt fill . I hope you enjoy it !

Landolily | Body-swap | ~0.9 k

When Lily wakes up, it’s to the feeling of soft kisses being peppered along her torso — down between the valley of her breasts, over her navel, and along the waistband of her underwear. Deft thumbs hook into the thin straps over her hips, gently pulling them down while Oscar presses kisses down her legs. 

Slowly, she lets her eyes open, blinking awake into the dark room. She can’t help but furrow her brows, almost certain they left the curtains half open when they went to bed last night given how much Lily likes waking up to the sun soaking her. 

Under the sheets, Oscar bites into her thigh, lapping at it immediately after he does. Fuck, as good as it feels that definitelyisn’t right. Oscar’s not a biter for starters, he’s always been so gentle with her. A little too gentle sometimes. And even if by some miracle he decided to start indulging her unspoken fantasies now, the teeth are all wrong. The sharpest points of his bite feels too far apart, almost as if it were his canines digging in the most and not the two right in front. 

Her thoughts are cut off when Weird-Oscar presses a kiss to her entrance, the tip of his nose pushing against the hood of her clit. He nuzzles into her, breathing her in as he presses kisses along the outer edge of her lips. 

“Mhm,” Lily moans, arching into the touch, her fingers latching into his… curls? That’s not right. Lily frowns, dragging her nails through his hair experimentally. His hair feels messy, loose ringlets that have tussled out during his sleep. 

Before she can say anything more, Almost-Certainly-Not-Her-Oscar is pushing into her, the tip of his tongue lapping at her entrance, lips latching onto her labia. 

“Fuck,” she moans, fingers tugging against his hair, pushing him further into her. He goes willingly, shifting under the sheets to hold onto her hips. His hands feel bigger than they should as well, thumbs meeting each other just short of her navel. Fuck, yeah this is definitely not her Oscar. 

She’s heard about this before. People temporarily switching with different versions of themselves across realities, swapping bodies with someone else, a whole assortment of bizarre things that can happen when a little bit of magic is involved. The general consensus is it doesn’t really count if you do something with another version of your partner. 

Assuming it is your partner, of course. 

It’s hard for her to dwell on the ethical implications of whatever is going on while kisses are being pressed against her core, her mind melting more with each one. 

The man — who she hopes is another version of Oscar — brings one hand down, slowly pushing the tip of his finger into her cunt. His tongue latches onto her clit, tip circling it with practiced precision all while his finger continues to work into her. It goes in easier than it should, the usual tension she experiences seemingly nonexistent here. 

Lily can’t help the string of moans and curses she lets out, fingers tensing at the feeling, hips bucking up to meet his lips. 

This Oscar seems to capitalise on simplicity. His lips sucking against her gently while his fingers curl to find the soft spot within her that has her seeing stars in seconds 

She lets herself revel in it — the feeling of his hair tickling her over-sensitive thighs, the way his other thumb presses right underneath her navel, the feeling of his shoulders holding her apart every time she tries to close them.

Fuck, he’s really, really good at this. 

It doesn’t take long for warmth to start coiling behind her navel. The build up steady yet entirely unexpected. 

Seemingly sensing her nearing the edge, he hums against her, tongue suckling her with a steady fervour, fingers curlings with precision. 

Lily’s jaw drops with a strangled moan, tipping over the edge before she can do anything to stop it. She feels her eyes squeeze shut, the back of her eyelids painted white hot as pleasure courses through her. 

He continues to suck on her clit, gently easing as he helps her ride out her orgasm, fingers slowing before stilling entirely. 

Eventually, after what feels like hours, Lily begins to whine in overstimulation, pulling her hips away from the feeling. 

Beneath the sheets, Alternative-Universe-Oscar chuckles to himself, pressing a final kiss against her before pulling back, easing his fingers out gently, wiping against the sheets. 

Her fingers release their clutch against his hair, falling against the sheets uselessly while she takes a deep steadying breath. Her mouth feels dry, her head pounding, and her cunt aching in the best way possible. 

“Jesus Mags, nearly fuckin’ ripped my hair out,” he chuckles beneath her, pushing the covers up and over his head. 

Lily frowns, eyes shooting open. Pushing onto her elbows, she looks down at Lando emerging from beneath the sheets, dopy smile plastered against his wet lips as he grins up at her all 32 teeth on display. 

Oh fuck.

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[peas-in-a-papaya-pod]

just took my car through a car wash and thought, what a great location for an RPF quickie ;)

Nothing to do for 5 minutes, you can't leave, and no-one can see in because of the soap on the windows etc.

Visions of gremlin passenger princess Lando sucking off Oscar who then has to drive them out while dazed and post-cum