[slysquire-blog]

Fuck you

@staff

Fuck you for being lazy as fuck and wiping the site with your bullshit algorithm instead of constructing a meaningful screening system.

Bye 👋🏼

[meanplastic]

Oh shit i shouldnt have woke him up

[square]

[blossomfleurr-deactivated201904]

I’m gonna delete this in like five mins but i am fucking crying this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen:

[vivithefolle]

That’s it, I’m abandoning all my stories guys, I can’t compete with this absolute masterpiece

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

[hashtagloveloses]

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

[badjokesbyjeff]

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

[thesecretsoflingerie]

I love this 🌻

[mediamattersforamerica]

This is what we’re dealing with, folks.

[tawaretsampleleftelbow]

45 is a 5 year old.

[retrofrill]

So savage, but so true

[sagaprefecturejet]

It’s been a rough one.

[thepaladog]

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

[rogueport]

Here are some sources for this 

[loveyourchaos]

This is unexpected. 

[starlightandtears]

I want men to leave Ariana Grande alone. She’s supposed to be responsible for everybody’s wellness??? Really????????

[theghostofdomencio]

She shouldn’t have stuck her nose in people’s business

[starlightandtears]

She literally tweeted about current events. Which we all do. But sure.

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

They got no names!!!!!!!!

[bisexualcommando]

[dockterfrankensteez]

DEADASS!!!

[thedarkestlovee]

Aaaaand they will disbar a lawyer QUICK but these cops get paid vacation.

[brandieblaze]

All I’m saying is you need a master’s to be a social worker, but you can be a cop with a high school diploma. Like, on what fucking planet do that make sense?

[theomenroom]

Cops don’t have to know the law.

There was a supreme court decision recently that a cop is not falsely detaining someone if they’re doing something the cop reasonably believes is against the law, even if it’s actually legal. I think the specific case was about someone driving with a broken taillight in a state where a car is street-legal so long as at least one of its taillights works.

Meanwhile, as a civilian, ignorance of the law is not a defense.

Cops are not required to know the laws they enforce. You are required to know every law you might conceivably break. But then, of course, if you backtalk a cop because you have better knowledge of the law than they do, and they respond violently, good luck winning that.

[eruditionanimaladoration]

Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

[keuppy]

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

[memelzebub]

Oh noo you poor name brands maybe you shouldnt have been selling us garbage to feed our fuzzy family members in tHE FIRST PLACE

[dexer-von-dexer]

This is the first time I’m seeing that millennials are ruining an industry by spending more on something. I’m glad

[perlukafarinn]

every time supernatural references fortnite i think of that screencap with steve buscemi going ‘what’s up fellow kids’

[gallifreyanwriter]

Every time they do WHAT

[medievalpoc]

“Why Is My Curriculum White?” (2015)

https://www.luu.org.uk/campaigns/wimcw/

‘Why is my Curriculum White?’ is a national movement aiming to challenge the persistence of Euro-centric hegemonic narratives across curricula. This movement aims to encourage a broader diversity of course content and perspectives, to help provide a richer and more global education. 

photos via https://twitter.com/anaisdpedica/status/867367008962215938

[fikfreak]

Oooh this tea ☕️ is hot … shedding this kind of light on centuries of whitewashing is delicious

[antinwo]

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

[insideguppysworld]

Save a life

[newmodelminority]

Totes good data.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

[aubreyplazaofficialblog]

Change your neighbor’s screws too

[gojinero]

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

[tygermama]

Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws

[meggory84]

Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly.

[thatsyawholethanghuh-deactivate]

✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽

[uncleromeo]

make sure you install longer screws on the hinges too. contractors often cut corners by using whatever they have lying around and s door can be kicked off from the hinge side too. this is especially important with older homes and apartments. depending on the maintenance standards (if there are any), a door that has been repaired or replaced could have mismatched screws.

[the-adhd-society]

Just a random note.