The Slytherin Princess

An ADHD inflicted Writer/Goddess Somehow I always end up in the wrong place at the wrong time Slytherin Aquarian (basically the recipe of a mad genius) Probably your favorite middle-eastern/Canadian

[the-perfect-prefect]

Lily Evans Do You Love Me?!

[saya18chan]

First year

James: *stands up on the table* LILY EVENS!

*Everyone looks to see what he's yelling about.

Lily: Oh god.

James: I HEREBY DECLARE THAT BY OUR SEVENTH YEAR I WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.

Lily: *covering face* Stop you're embarrassing me.

James: OTHERWISE I WILL DIE OF SHAME RIGHT HERE IN THE GREAT HALL!

Lily: I already did that.

Mcgonagall: JAMES POTTER GET OFF THE TABLE!

Second year

James: LILY EVANS! *climbs onto the table during lunch*

Lily: Potter don't you dare!

James: IT HAS BEEN A FULL YEAR AND I AM ASKING YOU NOW. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME YET?

*everyone looks at Lily snickering*

Lily: NO YOU BUMBLING IDIOT!

James: I REPEAT YOU WILL LOVE ME BY OUR SEVENTH YEAR!

Lily: Let's go to the library Severus.

Severus: Um, okay.

James: YOU'LL SEE. WATCH SEVERUS I WILL STEAL HER FROM YOU!

McGonagall: Potter, please would you descend from the table.

Third year

James: *kicks a glass into Remus' lap* PEOPLE OF HOGWARTS. I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY-

Lily: Oh lord not again.

James: TO ASK ONCE MORE-

Lily: Remus do something please

Remus: *whispers tugging on James robes* James please-

James: QUIET REMUS. TO ASK ONCE MORE IF YOU, LILY EVANS, LOVE ME YET?

Remus: Please Prongs-

Lily: *standing up from the table* No Potter! I don't! I despise you! You're a bully and an idiot! *she storms out with Severus following closely behind smiling broadly*

Sirius: ...Haha Prongs.

James: Shut up, Padfoot.

McGonagall: Detention Mr.Potter.

Year four

James: *approaches Lily, bows deeply then proceeds to get onto the table and stand in her potatoes*

Lily: *glares at him* Must you really?

James: ATTENTION TEACHERS AND STUDENTS OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY.

Mcgonagall: I'm gonna go ahead and write you a week of detention.

James: I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY TO ASK YOU ALL TO WITNESS THE MAGNIFICENT TRANSFORMATION IN ME AND LILY EVANS RELATIONSHIP.

Lily: There isn't one.

James: LILY EVANS ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME YET?

Sirius: *chanting rhythmically* Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes.

Lily: No. I am not.

Severus: Come on Lily, we can go study potions. *they leave*

James: She will love me, Wormtail don't look at me like that.

Peter: Okay what ever you say.

Remus: Get off the table, Prongs.

Year Five

Remus: I know what you're thinking.

James: Yep.

Remus: Must you really?

James: Yep.

First year: *to Peter excitedly* What is it what is he going to do?

Peter: You'll see.

Sirius: Prongs you know we only dared you to do it our first year.

James: Yep.

Peter: And you don't have to do it again.

James: Yep.

Remus: *sighs* get it over with.

James: *leaps onto table kicking food everywhere* LILYEVANSDOYOULOVEME?!?!?!

LILY: *doesn't look up from her writing* Nope

James: *climbs down* I have two years.

Lily: Here's your detention slip.

Sixth year

James: Today's the day I can feel it.

Sirius: Is it already?

Remus: ...

James: *disappears under cloak* I'll wait for her to enter the room. *knocks over a goblet as he stands on the table*

Lily: Hello, Remus. Wheres Potter.

Remus: He says he feels something. *Sirius and Peter giggle*

Lily: Oh, so he's sick.

Remus: You could say that. *Sirius and Peter giggle louder*

Lily: Well then. *She sits opposite of Remus and reaches for some food but hits something she can't see*

James: LILY EVANS.

REMUS: *to himself* Perfect timing.

James: *throws cloak off* I MUST KNOW HOW DEEPLY AND TRULY YOU LOVE ME! DON'T BE AFRAID TO ANNOUNCE IT! WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE ME!

Lily: Your fly is down.

James: ...

Remus: ...

Peter: ...

Sirius: ...

Lily: *stands up and leaves with a piece of toast*

James: WAIT IS THAT A DENIAL OR CONFESSION! EVANS WAIT! YOU SMELL NICE! DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING?

McGonagall: Potter...

James: I know, detention.

Seventh year

Remus: Oh Prongs come on.

Sirius: Seems a little ridiculous.

James: It's necessary.

Peter: Here she comes.

Lily: Morning you guys.

James: *Clears throat and steps up onto the table*

Lily: Oh lord *turns and starts to leave*

James: LILY EVANS! OUR FIRST YEAR I DECLARED I WOULD MAKE YOU LOVE ME BY THIS YEAR! IT'S NOW OR NEVER LILY! YOU EITHER ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE THAT YOU LOVE ME OR I WILL RUN AWAY WITH SIRIUS!

Sirius: I'm down.

Lily: *Looks at James furiously* I- *she looks at the table and climbs up facing him* I'M ALREADY YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU ARROGANT TOERAG! DON'T WORRY PROFESSOR WE WILL BOTH REPORT TO DETENTION LATER.

James: *climbs down* Padfoot, you own me 10 galleons.

[jilyarchive]

Share a heads dorm/common room?

Check out this post, plus here are a bunch more:

Title: Alarming and BeautifulAuthor: stolen-whispersRating: MGenre(s): Romance, AngstChapters: 1Word Count: 4,831Summary: What she didn’t realize until after she agreed to go out with him was that these things were piling on his shoulders until he was hunched under the weight of the world and it was all he could do not to throw it off and watch it shatter.

Title: Breaking LocksAuthor: fizzingweaselbeeRating: MGenre(s): Romance, SmutChapters: 1Word Count: 841Summary: Jily oneshot: smut indeed. A chance meeting in the shower.

Title: A Matter of Technique  Author: B.C DailyRating: K+Genre(s): Romance, Humour Chapters: 1 Word Count: 7,009 Summary: Caught in the act of trying to learn how to waltz, James’s dancing troubles result in some interesting consequences.

Title: Nothing Like a Bath to Help You RelaxAuthor: EllaMennowPeaRating: MGenre(s): Romance, Humour, SmutChapters: 1Word Count: 3,357Summary: Lily relieves some tension in the warm bath and James happens to wander in…  

Title: What About Now?Author: SiriusUntiltheVeryEndRating: MGenre(s): Romance, HumourChapters: 21 [WIP]Word Count: 101,294Summary: She noticed him, of course she noticed him but Lily didn’t let her gaze linger. She had always thought James was fit, but she didn’t particularly want to. James Potter was trouble and she had enough problems.

Title: Tears on the Balcony Author: ByeByeBirdie Rating: TGenre(s): Romance, HumourChapters: 51Word Count: ~522,000 Summary: Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl.

Title: Before The FawnAuthor: andelyn kinseyRating: MGenre(s): Romance, DramaChapters: 52 [WIP/Abandoned]Word Count: 508,841Summary: Before Harry, before Godric’s Hollow, before the Dark Lord was defied three times… Lily Evans and James Potter discovered that neither of them were what the other had expected, and embarked on a relationship that would change the world as they knew it.

Title: Only Author: LunarArtemisRating: MGenre(s): RomanceChapters: 1Word Count: 2,464Summary: Lily is bored one night and who just happens to be available? Lily and James find themselves in a situation where the sexual tension can be cut with a knife on James’ bed! 7th year!

Title: Lily’s Headache Author: foxredwinterRating: K+Genre(s): RomanceChapters: 2Word Count: 3,672Summary: Lily’s headache and a late night meeting helps her to see a few new things about James.  LEJP.

Title: UntitledAuthor: fanfic-tasticRating: UnratedGenre(s): RomanceChapters: 1Word Count: ~Summary: AU Where James comes home after a long Quidditch practice and heads to the head boy/girl dorms immediately to shower and barges in on Lily showering accidentally.

Title: Fire Burning Author: CHSPatriot09Rating: MGenre(s): Romance, AngstChapters: 2Word Count: 8,047Summary: What if Hogwarts held a Yule Ball during Lily and James’ seventh year? What if Lily finally realized that she really did love James? This is not a song fic in any way. Rated M for some strong language, mild suggestiveness, sexuality, and a lemon.

[mothershroom-deactivated2021031]

[me to me] shut up i’m thinking

[roseverdict]

this is just trying to focus with adhd wkdjskdjskd

[danidonovan]

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[slytherinprincessatwork78]

Nesta: I’m Lady Death, I’m Cauldron made, Fear me, pathetic mort-

Feyre: You literally tripped on those stairs because you were busy looking at Cassian’s ass

[xbladekitkat85]

Parents of children with ADHD/ADD any kind of neurodivergence, your kids are very likely to forget things very fast and would prefer gentle reminders instead of constant scolding/yelling. Please don't tell your child to stop making excuses, and mockingly saying, "oHHH, I fOrGoT." because most of the time we have truly forgotten that you asked us to do something. Don't invalidate your children, please.

[slytherinprincessatwork78]

“She was beautiful But she was beautiful in a way a forest fire was beautiful Wild. Destructive. Ruthless And completely burning with passion.”

—

[slytherinprincessatwork78]

It’s been two years since I wrote this...

I really miss writing

[thebibliosphere]

I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:

“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”

I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.

[slytherinprincessatwork78]

This will forever remain the greatest thing on this website

[whendidmythoughtsgocrazy]

“It was the first time in my life that somebody made me feel beautiful without saying anything.”

— k.b. // you made feel beautiful

[jacobnordby]

[ally-thorne]

[alltimevirgilant]

who told you that you could call me out like that

[book-keeper]

[slytherinprincessatwork78]

[quichehound]

[sodiumpenta]

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

[quichehound]

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.

[zodiacbihh]

Aquarius: You know what's kind of weird? Some people name cats "whiskers". Like, that's a cat's body part... that's so wild. I'm gonna name my son leg.

[zodiacbihh]

Aquarius: Some people call me the space cowboy.

[leans in]

Aquarius: some call me the gangster of love.

Barista: I'm just gonna put Steve on the cup.

[incorrectzodiacquotes]

Libra: Why are you like this?

Aquarius: I used too much ‘no more tears’ shampoo in 2012 and haven’t felt a single emotion since.

[forhekset-deactivated20201126]

“She has blonde hair, always draped over the cover of a book, to judge her by her cover would render you a criminal, for her face says prose but her mind shouts as loud as verse. A denim dust-jacket, collar up, concealing something unspoken, stripping back the layers, the synopsis is different underneath almost as dark as her youth’s twisted fantasies, pages scrawled on her hands, up her arms in invisible ink, longing to be read by anyone who cares enough to turn a page, softly compressed words by the fingertips of a child, spelling out each syllable and tasting the sound on their tongue, for the first time, yearning to decode foreign symbols, chapter by chapter a blurred image, becoming focused, like a swift plane landing as villages gain clarity, until you can see the brickwork and rosy cheeks in windows. But she has a prequel of flicking through friends like those throw-away magazines, five months out of date, in the dentist waiting room, and skimming through romance because it is too removed from reality, and praying for an unhappy ending to balance her own. So, she perused fairytales through cynicism’s glasses speaking only of how degraded she felt and skipped straight to a novel to set her teeth on edge. She’s rather terrified than jealous, rather angry than sad.”

— she (a girl who reads)

[le-dreadmau5]

It's literally that simple

Friend: "hey my son can't concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn't feel like it."

Me: "Did you give him music?"

Friend: "No! No tech until he's done! He doesn't need more distracted."

Me:

"k, bring me the child"

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: "so your head doesn't feel like doing homework?"

Son: "yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else."

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: "k I'm done! :-)"

Friend: "wow, what'd you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽"

Me: "Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics" and some lo-fi.

[fckingowlnerd]

I-I'm gonna try this for myself

[le-dreadmau5]

Go for it! From what I've seen, everyone has a different genre but instrumental (no words) seems to be key. I guess Sweet Dreams words are so ethereal, ADHD just rolls with it????

For me, orchestral covers of songs I know work best since my ADHD is using the extra hyperfocus to remember and keep up with words. Have fun experimenting!!

[avatar-of-the-vast]

I have some arrangements of songs I did that I just loop. Mind you, these are, like, 1-3 minutes long, but the drone really helps with focus

[slytherinprincessatwork78]

Getting diagnosed with Adhd was a blessing and a curse...

For years, my parents struggled a bit with me. I was called different, weird, “too much”, not normal a d many countless other synonyms to those. I can actually lose count if you ask me to tell you how many times I’ve been ordered to “act normal for a minute”. My parents are pharmacists, they’re doctors, yes, but they never exactly caught wind of what’s wrong with me growing up. I never exactly pin-pointed what might be wrong with me until I was almost done with college.

I’ve done many things I regret, many things I can now understand correlate with my then undiagnosed ADHD. My carelessness, my mood changes, the fact that I sometimes lost interest in the middle of tests and exams, my extremely short attention span that made it impossible for me to sit down and actually study. The fact that it was very hard for me to follow routines and instructions. My overthinking and my extreme anxiety, my commitmentphobia and I guess way too many other things. I pushed my friends away, I became a bit depressed because I was wallowing in self-misery, I never allwed any guy to get close to me because I’m afraid of the “unknown”.

I got officially diagnosed about 6 months ago, two years and a half after graduating. It explained a lot of the shitty things that happened to me throughout my life, including my inability to keep a job. Am I okay with it? No, I’m still actually trying to get over the fact that I really am “not normal”. I look at my friends and keep asking god why me and not them. Why am I like this? Why do I need meda to be normal? It’s a long road but I’m trying to survive, I’m still pushing my friends away and I can’t seem to stop it. Being around them makes me feel like shit. It confirms the fact that I was born with a disability and they weren’t. My meds are working but i’m still trying to get put of my “self-pity” mode. It’s a struggle but I really wish 2020 holds better things in store for me.

Here’s to a new year, and hopefully, a new me.