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[willelmikes]

malakai mitchell you have never done anything wrong in your life. get behind me

[sephiramy]

the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet

discuss

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[a-person-who-didnt-wanna-be-here]

I feel like this post was subconsciously part of the reason I watched Sherlock

[cau-lee-flower215]

I think it’s because you wished you were British

[stupidratboii]

Oh my god the horse is here.

[stupidratboii]

@slytherpuff4 @mysemantics

You guys said you wanted to know everything I've noticed about mighty ducks

Here are my thoughts and things I've noticed as of 4/24/23

When they first meet Jesse speaks to Bombay first and claims that "his domain" is a drug free zone

They all thought Bombay has a gun first

Goldberg said he wasn't the goalie for long, he was moving back to Philadelphia

Who dressed these kids.

Connie likes Madonna

The hawks (Adams og team) have the same chant that Orion makes the ducks have in the first half of his coaching

Goldberg hates being a goalie, so why does he do it

Even his team wants a new goalie

Banks is so gay "it'd make great bathroom reading" to a porn mag...c'mon now

Bombays a little funny guy he needs to be so fr

He struggles to say sorry LIKE BFFR 🙄🙄

The only reason the ducks are so good is because Gordon got ducks worth a jersey

Fulton has a lot of rumors going on with him

BOMBAYS COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE WITH DRAGGING FULTON DOWN?! SIR WHAT

Goldbergs jewish

It's always Fulton and Charlie together

Adam has an older brother

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK MR DUCKS WORTH QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

Fulton has really nice handwriting (writing the principal thingy) like really really nice handwriting holy shit

Karp (Tommy) shoving Peter in his locker

BANKS IS SO INSECURE PLEASE HES SO SWEET LEAVE HIM BEEE

ooo the Jessman

Jesse's dad and Charlie's moms friendship is so cute

Guy telling Fulton advice and then winking at connie

Tammy's real mean but she's so cool

Connie and guy holding hands while skating

Fulton and Adam sitting next to each

GUY AND CONNIE HOLDING HANDS (GUY GRABBED HER HAND OMGGG!!)

Adam gets nervous at the sight of his old team

Charlie and Coach cooking together

Charlie's mom used to sculpt and she paints now

She rambles when she's nervous

HEIDI IS SUCH A GOOD MOM 😭😭😭

The driver stays with Bombay the whole season

The ducks in the standing line talking shit

Adam looking away from his old team during the line

Larson (from the hawks) stays with Banks until the paramedics get there

ADAM AND JESSE TALKING DURING THE PARAMEDICS CHECK UP

THE REALIZATION THAT REILLY NO LONGER HAS CONTROL

FULTON OFFERING TO ROCK SOMEONE'S SHIT

FULTONS SLAP SHOTS

HIS CELEBRATION UGH

Fulton flips a guy into the box

"He barely touched em"

Gordon tries out for the minors

That's why he gets hurt in the beginning of d2

Avermans passive aggressive

Coach Orions actor is really good

Fultons actor actually plays more hockey then the rest

Linda is only there for Charlies relationship. She doesn't hold any significance to the story.

Julie's an A student

Dean's wayy nicer to the warriors in D3 than expected

Suddenly in D3, Averman can't stop??? Luis and him switched I guess

Dean's voice gets higher when upset.

Averman does a little dance when dean starts to get undressed in the penalty box

PORTMANS TAKING A DANCE CLASS?

THE ROMANCE BETWEEN JULIE AND SCOOTER WAS UNCALLED FOR AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT WHERE DID IT EVEN FUCKIN COME FROM?

Fulton and Portman crushing Orion in a hug

Charlie and his mom just... casually talking next to Luis and some girl swapping spit..

Goldberg suddenly can't (roller) skate in d3 but in D1 they were all Rollin around the mall?

Tommy is never mentioned again

Neither is Tammy

What happened to them?

Did they leave?

What happened to banks?? (His injury)

Kenny's a pessimist

Dean points girls out for Fulton to flirt with?

Wtf happened to Peter?

Charlie tackle hugs Portman after the jv vs v game

Ken was in the Olympics

Russ has an older brother

In d2 Kenny's a fucking menace but in D3 he's all

👉👈🥺 how do I trash talk

Fultons from Stillwater

Goldbergs from Philadelphia, so I wonder who the goalie was before he was there.

FULTON AND DWAYNE HUGGING WHEN THEY WIN THE JUNIOR OLYMPICS

Kenny was there helping Goldberg and Luis prank dwayne

Fulton sucks at flirting

Like literally he's so bad it's insane

Him and Dean laugh about it

It's actually so bad I love him

Why did they change averman and Luis

WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO LUIS OH MY GOD

THEY FUCKED HIM UPPPP

Why is dean like that.

I wonder why Tammy and Tommy's mom wouldn't be happy about hockey

Why was Tammy so mean?

Adam tells people what they can and can't do a lot.

Charlie thinks he'd be a better coach then a player

Goldberg was ab to rock Iceland's shit for calling him big boy and Dwayne and Kenny held him back

Iceland's mechanism is to go for the weak spots and play dirty

THEY HURT ADAMS ARM AGAIN???? HE CANNOT CATCH A BREAK

FULTON SND DEAN SUPPORTING KENNY WHEN HE BEATS THAT ICELAND GUY UP AWWW

THEM JOINING HIM IN THE BOX OMGGG

CONNIES SASSY TURN WHEN SHE TELLS OFF THE ICELAND GUY

RUSS AND CHARLIES FRIENDSHIP<3!!

FULTON AND DWAYNE HUGGING

OMG CHARLIE SETS HIS MARSHMALLOWS ON FIRE!

AVERMANS SINGING 😭😭🙏

Charlie's a Leo

Fulton and Russ looking at each other when doing the team cheer thingy like THE QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK THINGY

Thanks for the breather AND THEN LINGERING EYES?

GOLDBERG LIKES JULIE MAYBE??

Dean threatening someone's life when he hurts Adams arm

Charlie wears vans?

Dwayne plays guitar!! (D2 end scene!)

When Bombay reads off the names when meeting the kids he says Averman, Dave; Conway, Charlie" was Avermans first name supposed to be Dave

The actor for the principal is the same teacher from d3 (Claudia Wilkens)

Dwayne and Fulton hang out a lot and are really affectionate friends? Like they always go for each other when hugging and stuff. ??? Maybe the actors were just close? Maybe there's more :O

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[peabeannn]

SO I haven’t been on tumblr in sooo long BUTTT as soon as I read the new ch of I’ll be seeing you (by @residentrookie) I HAD TO SKETCH THIS AJSJSJS

look at the cutie patooties!! so silly!!!

(also james is SO HARD to draw wtf ajsjsjs he’s kinda goofy here but oh well he’s still cute <3)

[gr4p3-ju1c3]

hello and welcome to Name That White Man!

in this game you’ll be proving your knowledge of various white men from across the internet because they literally all look the same

https://forms.gle/gSNLkcezfSq5A2DY7

Name That White Man!

In this game you’ll be trying to name all 28 white men I have carefully curated from across youtube and twitch! Do you know your white men?

Note: because google forms short answers are a bit weird it might tell you that your answer is wrong even if you are correct, so go on ahead and put your funny silly answers. i love reading them!

[bowenoke]

I got some headcanons about blonde tubbo

(FUCKING FINALLY. ONLY TOOK ME 11 WHOLE MONTHS)

[bowenoke]

[feefal]

A few of my object headed characters~ whenever I run out of ideas I just pick a random object and proceed to force humanity upon it.

My art book is up for preorder~

[iammarriedtothemusic]

Sabrina Carpenter is Immaculate

Friendly reminder that Sabrina Carpenter had been with Hollywood Records since 2014, she literally got little to no promotions and yet she managed to get her songs out there and build a strong and steady and large fanbase. Got awards and recognition and concerts and tours. Friendly reminder that when she signed with Island last year, Island Records had a dispute over leadership. Hence, all artists under Island had to rely on themselves if they wanted to release something because the company wouldn’t promote them until they settle on a president, which explains why the artists under there weren’t active in 2021. Friendly reminder that despite of that, despite of not getting half the promo Olivia Rodrigo got (i’m mentioning her name because who fucking cares, this is my post), she manages to stay relevant and have her name out there. Imagine if she had just as much promo as your fave. Also, forgot to mention that she was the one who did most of the work getting Skinny Dipping out there, Sabrina Carpenter is a fucking business woman, thank you.

Sabrina Carpenter isn’t a flop, she’s underrated and severely underpromoted. It’s not her fault you don’t know her, she has a large platform and she’s been in the industry long enough that if she says she’s going on a tour, it will sold out. It always does. I literally went to another fucking country because mine wasn’t on the list of places she’s touring in, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who did. Her concerts are jam-packed and filled with people screaming. So no, she doesn’t have to thank the person who wrote the song that was the catalyst of her getting slut-shamed and hated by people with misogyny issues. She doesn’t need to thank the person that stayed silent as she got death threats after death threats, even today.

She’s been getting interviews now because Island finally got their shit together and got a fucking president. Her team is finally doing their jobs now, so if anything, I’m going to thank her fucking team. I’m going to thank Sabrina Carpenter for pushing herself out there even when she didn’t have a big corporate to back her up. 

The day I stop bitching about that fucking drama is the day you all stop stalking her like jobless losers and mentioning Olivia’s fucking name on her searches, literally just stream your fave you weirdos.

[sh1nypumpkaboo-deactivated20231]

hi can we please appreciate how well-done this sequence was done thanks

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[electricxmayhem]

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

[demonicseries]

Andrew Garfield: Yeah, I really think we should give Peter a boyfriend in the next movie. I’d love to see a bi spiderman

Sony:

Marisa Tomei: I originally wanted for aunt May to have a girlfriend. She could be in it for one scene, maybe even just a subtle nod

Sony/Marvel:

[wonderingredroses]

No Way Home spoilers!!!

The spider-men brotherhood relationship is how they should have treated Loki and Sylvie is all I’m saying.

[gynii]

you know that post where people were suggesting grian could babysit benchtrio for mcc… yeah