smad and horngry

28 she/her barely/alive

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[sunshiny-rants]

rewatching Mamma Mia! and just. it’s so perfect in it’s imperfection. people are sweating and their hair is messy and the makeup is minimal and the older people have wrinkles and also look hot and the costuming is chaotic and perfect and the actors were a little tipsy and they mess up lines and aren’t always perfectly on pitch and some of them are clearly not singers or dancers but they look like they’re having so much fun and I really believe that they’re on a greek island that’s the site of Aphrodite’s fountain and god it’s just a perfect movie.

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[charl0ttan]

i just learned about one million dolars. souds pretty good to me👍

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

Circadian rhythm? No no, I said *Cicadian* Rhythm. I get a good night's sleep once every hundred years and spend the rest of my time screaming pointlessly

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[larval-tear]

let’s deprive me of everything and see what happens

[64mpg]

today lets all be #medicated

[bark-barkley]

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

[fandanglefrogfarts]

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

[maxxie-or-smth]

i know exactly who i am i dont eat i dont sleep im an angel im a public danger im losing my goddamn mind

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[margaretmcpoyle]

I super do not want to

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again