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Keni
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dirt enthusiast
tumblr dot com
Not today Justin
$LAYYYTER
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Love Begins
we're not kids anymore.
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cherry valley forever
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@smallbuttired
THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY
Someone: How was your day
Me: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
You all have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post!!! I’m so happy to see it again! It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint. Holy shit thank you so much, Internet, I love you!!!
@well-she-isnt-straight
I know if I didn’t exist she would continue on. I know she would probably be happier too. Does she even know that she’s the reason why I’m still here? Why am I using her as life saver if she herself is drowning? Why stay with me when all of the fish want her? I constantly bully and nag and harass her and she’s still here. I have made fun of her for everything. I’m not joking. From how she kisses me and I end up with slobber all over my face, to the fact she’s allergic to my cat. I have made fun of her for forgetting our anniversary (which is a day before my birthday) when I have memorized her siblings birthdays. I am so mean and she’s still here. I don’t understand….
But, when she holds my hand while she’s asleep, I know. When sleeping alone seems so much scarier because I know with her I’m safe. When she makes sure to miss work to come to 3 separate graduation parties and it’s not even her family. Why she stays I’m still baffled. I don’t think there is enough hugs and kisses to explain why she loves me, but for now I know she loves me. So I am so sorry that I am mean. I am sorry I have you on a pedestal so that you feel you can’t get down without shattering me or you. But thank you. Thank you for showing me that there is a reason for me to keep awake. Thank you for putting up with me, I love you. Noggin
@well-she-isnt-straight
gay⚔irl
@well-she-isnt-straight
It’s not like I wanna kms, I just want to stop existing
Innocence is a squirrel running on a minefield. Unaware of the diplomats and the fire. His only worry is that winter is approaching.
((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
THANK YOU
Reblogging at the speed of light
“Aw what a cute cat!”
“What I didn’t know you were attracted to animals!”
This
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THISSSSS
“Man, that rose is super cool looking”
“dO yOU wAnnA fUck thE plAnt????”
Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same
Me: I think I don’t exist.
Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.
Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when I’m dissociating.
Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any ‘sane’ person) is normal, right?
Therapist: No.
Me: Wow.
Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.
Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.
Therapist: That’s a start!
Me: I guess he’s still my friend?
Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.
Me:
Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.
Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.
Me: I don’t need that kind of call out, Jerome.
Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*
Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!
Me: Yeah!!
Therapist: It’s wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?
Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, I’m so so so sorr-
Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.
Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.
Me: What-
Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS*
Me:
Me: Jerome.
Therapist: You went to the gaypride?
Me: Yeah, I went.
Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?
Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.
Therapist: Did you see some bears?
Me:
Me: Jerome wh-
Therapist: That’s the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it.
Therapist: Are you sure you’re not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?
Me: No, I want it!!
Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!
Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.
Therapist: That’s not very hard.
Me: I always wondered, are you queer?
Therapist: I am not.
Me: Ooh.
Therapist: Or am I?
Me: Ooh!
As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someone’s else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.
The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.
This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.
As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as “Therapist dad”.
He’s aware of it and think it’s hilarious.
Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but I’m full of anger against him.
Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.
Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.
Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you don’t offer them things all the time. You don’t have to do that.
Me: What??
Therapist: Why don’t you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?
Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?
Therapist: Exactly.
Me: You’re as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, y’know.
Me, heavily dissociating: I don’t exist-
Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?
Me: Dinner first.
Therapist:
Therapist: Damien, you moron.
Therapist: You need vacations.
Me: I’m broke.
Therapist: Oh yeah.
Therapist: You still need vacations tho.
Me: Jerome, I am still broke.
Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!
Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.
Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?
Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.
For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friend’s who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didn’t know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:
Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?
Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.
Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?
Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?
Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.
Me, at 2pm: I’m sorry I’m going to be late!
Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.
Me:
Me: What.
Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.
Therapist; What’s up with you and wanting domestic rats.
Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.
Therapist:
Therapist: How dare you.
Therapist: Weed doesn’t do much on me and I must admit I’m kinda disappointed.
Me:
Therapist: Do you smoke?
Me: Jerome.
On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing
He’s doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL
It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg
Always reblog Jerome.
Is he now aware of his fame?
After months, he is, and he just told me “Haha, this is funny. I’m happy it’s helping people!”
I think he doesn’t realize that he’s known *worldwide*
Jerome is adorable and I hope he knows this.
J e r o m e -
hey you could make a religion out of this
This is the first time I'm seeing this post but I love it. Also yes, I will worship that religion. Jerome our lord and saviour.
Here on tumblr we love Jerome
Also might be starting a Jerome cult.
Jerome!
I’m going to be a queer with to many pets. No future vision required
The one good thing about this god awful virus is that some of our favorite creators (artists, animation people, writers, youtubers, musicians) will come out of this with a shit ton of inspiration. Me, as a writer, really wants to finish this short story I started for someone before I got put through a really crappy time. Also I want to make a part 3 to Colours. So yea, there’s a plus side to this. And we have new memes!
I’m back y’all, you thought I was dead hm? Well guess what fuckers, I’m only dead on the inside
High schoolers are the most creative people on earth
For better or worse, children on 4-0 hours of sleep and a shit ton of caffeine and enough parent supervision to make sure they don’t starve, will be creative in everything. Especially high schoolers avoiding repeating the quadratic formula for the 6000 time to the tune of a fucking lullaby. My friend climbed the wall to reach a ladder to get to the attic. He used an exercise ball and a rope to get up. In this essay I will
The same douche who got to the attic found himself stuck on the roof to get out of English... THIS BOI IS GOING TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR. I’m scared for his well being
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
#AREYOUSERIOUS
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
Vampire at bedroom door: “can I come in? Please?”
Human, knowing that vampires can’t enter without permission: “no”
#LETMELOVEYOU
High schoolers are the most creative people on earth
For better or worse, children on 4-0 hours of sleep and a shit ton of caffeine and enough parent supervision to make sure they don’t starve, will be creative in everything. Especially high schoolers avoiding repeating the quadratic formula for the 6000 time to the tune of a fucking lullaby. My friend climbed the wall to reach a ladder to get to the attic. He used an exercise ball and a rope to get up. In this essay I will
Hom
@small-demisexual-child
HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME BLUSH OVER SOCIAL MEDIA
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