Rowing is Life

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How to offend the common rower:

Ask their erg score

[rowingisrigged]

Ask them if rowing is like canoeing or kayaking

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Ask them if they have really strong arms

[coxswainthings]

tell the coxswain she doesn’t do anything

[college-conservative-rower-deac]

Tell them that anyone could play their sport but it takes a special kind of person to play football

[tumbl-erg]

Ask them how many rowers are in an 8

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Tell them crew isn’t a sport

[tiredcox]

ask the coxswain where their drum is

[shitcoxswainsdontsay]

tell them to suck it up when shampooing

[zap-of-gay-jock-love]

Tell them crew is easy because it doesn’t require coordination

[justrowithit]

Tell them you’ve erged once and it was fun and easy

[jack1325]

Ask the coxswain if they say “ROW ROW ROW”

[shitcoxswainsdontsay]

tell them they don’t look like a rower because their arms aren’t big enough

[coxswainattitude]

tell them crew is for the kids who didn’t make the cut offs for other sports

[radicalized-bongwater]

Tell them to wear gloves when they get blisters

[oarelse]

When my stroke asks me how many pieces we have left

[radicalized-bongwater]

Me asf

[oarelse]

When my stroke asks me how many pieces we have left

[radicalized-bongwater]

Me asf

[up2in2]

Going out in a pair for the first time

What your coach says:

What your coach means:

[radicalized-bongwater]

Accurate

[row-it-like-you-stole-it]

Scouting for new novices

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[stridestridedown]

When you have the perfect docking job

[itsarowingthing]

When you finish an impossible hard, long workout

[up2in2]

When your cox makes the perfect call

and it’s like…

[up2in2]

When someone won’t stop talking on the water

[oar-nah]

flying and dying

[eat-sleep-row-repeat]

Coming home from practice 

[eat-sleep-row-repeat]

When you get moved to stroke seat

[eat-sleep-row-repeat]

Your relationship with your crew mates

[eat-sleep-row-repeat]

When you complain to your coach about a hard outing 

[eat-sleep-row-repeat]

When you’re racing side by side and another boat is blatantly in your lane

[eat-sleep-row-repeat]

Trying to psych yourself up for a hard erg

On the outside

On the inside