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Me: trying to focus in class. Gremlin that runs my brain: Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones. They’re the modern Stone Age family.

i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

Me: *opens Neko Atsume*

*screen begins to darken*

Me: *Small gasp*

me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you'll feel better when you do it

my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy

overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends

geistygeist:

theelderscrotes:

when u gently put ur ear close to ur cat and u hear their motor running…. thats a fine engine, no problems here

A well-tuned cat. All eight cylinders firing together.

u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer

my aesthetic is students at the library who have all their study materials out but are blatantly Not Studying

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

wakes up: tired

mid day: tired

afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight

evening: normal

middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

*organizes life at 3am*

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

Marvel Exec #1: Quick, we need a new villain for Captain America 3

Marvel Exec #2: Maybe the real villain was the friends we made along the way

read a girl who dates books