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maddie // 29 // she/they

[segamascott]

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Ruperto Banterle

Anelito Fuggente, 1914

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[foxgirltail]

I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost

[stupidiocy-somewhere-else]

No hate but

“Both normal and cis” you wanna run that by me one more time?

[foxgirltail]

What’s not clicking

[girlnephew]

[smallishtigers]

hi everyone i haven’t been active on here in years but i got married a couple months ago 🌝

[podcastwizard]

come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

[paper-mario-wiki]

Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?

smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[sapphling]

giving you head so good they have to add your name to the victims of communism memorial

[purple-is-great]

Am I honestly seeing the same words that everyone reblogging this is seeing? Because what I'm seeing is a post that makes a joke out of the millions of innocent people that died at the hands of a brutal and imperialist regime.

[sapphling]

no head for you then I guess

[horrorfilmdyke]

I am a faggot and a pointless animal and a strange individual

[apas-95]

the concept of 'sperm whale' is so fucking funny. these prudish victorians found a gigantic, terrifying sea-beast, and, discovering it was full of a thick, oily substance, immediately went 'is this fucking Cum???' and started fueling everything with it. they thought their whole sexually repressed society was running on the monstrous cum harvested by deadly expeditions to the black, icy sea. what kind of immaculate neuroses they must have had.

[consecuences]

[thespeedycricket]

You see this when you enter Maine

[smallishtigers]

god i cannot wait to get married mostly bc planning a wedding is so stressful and i’m ready to just do the damn thing

[roycohn]

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

[hungwy]

supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

warrior's dilemma