[enbyfication]

priest kink but midway through sex you find out he's one of those liberal protestant priests so it's like not even a big deal for him. and he just wanted to fuck you for normal reasons

[enbyfication]

and it didn't even symbolise anything when he sighed and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt and put his clerical collar on the dresser by the side of the bed. his neck was just feeling a bit tight

[mizuthe-cat]

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

[partywithponies]

Being into popular ships from popular media is weak. Barely hits. To get a real high try pacing your bedroom like a caged animal at 6am obsessively thinking about an insanely niche pairing from an insanely niche piece of media, performing an imaginary ted talk to an audience of zero.

[bigbigbigtruck]

here is why Kyle Hyde and Louis DeNonno need to bang: [unfurls a scroll]

[knownqueerbaiter]

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

[mephistopheles]

yall i swear to god if a bitch says her pronouns are she/her then her pronouns are she/her

[mephistopheles]

my close friend from uni was a cis girl who had the audacity to wear pants and cut her hair short and like nobody at this school, a place OBSESSED with ‘respecting everyone’s gender identities,’ would call her ‘she.’ after MONTHS of this she started wearing a fucking pronoun pin to work and i dont even think that fixed it. me, im sorta androgynous; i have shaggy self-cut hair and go by a neutral name, but i always say my pronouns are she/her, and people ive worked with for months and have introduced myself in front of fifty times will STILL reflexively say ‘they’ for me. i respect the progressive circles i run in, but this IS evidence of misogyny. people’s definition of “woman” or “girl” is so narrow and high-maintenance that even the tiniest deviation from the norm gets you forcibly defeminized. but it’s a compliment, right? like who would wanna be a girl anyway?

[mephistopheles]

replacing an inescapable gender binary with an equally-inescapable gender trinary is stupid 🩷

[purple-is-great]

Just finished Night Watch and had a good cry man I love Sam Vimes

Also I think I need to read Les Misérables because stories about revolutions that fail to achieve their goals get me every time. They fail and people die but for a brief moment there was hope

Also wow this is such a masterful time travel story. There's the sadness of knowing what's to come, the way that knowledge isn't enough to change things enough to make a damn difference, the fear of losing your home and above all the loneliness both in the past and when (if) you make it home. But at least Vetinari knows

[smallmetalgods]

teeheehee.

[purple-is-great]

Just finished Night Watch and had a good cry man I love Sam Vimes

Also I think I need to read Les Misérables because stories about revolutions that fail to achieve their goals get me every time. They fail and people die but for a brief moment there was hope

Also wow this is such a masterful time travel story. There's the sadness of knowing what's to come, the way that knowledge isn't enough to change things enough to make a damn difference, the fear of losing your home and above all the loneliness both in the past and when (if) you make it home. But at least Vetinari knows

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

on a separate note i can’t stop thinking about evil therapy speak claudius

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“honestly hamlet you’re violating a lot of boundaries by constantly trauma dumping on your mom about your dead father. it’s manipulative and toxic to refuse to hold space for her and her new marriage when she’s just trying to do what’s best for her peace. anyway get the fuck over it it’s been a month”

[iwillmissourtalks]

Fandom spaces have GOT to stop finding out about concept art & saying they were supposed to have x or y. That’s not how concept art works, there isn’t a secret better show they decided to hide from you for no reason

[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

“Look at the animation style we could have had!” and it’s a drawing so detailed that the animators would have killed themselves before ever being able to finish a single frame

[themoonandmyman]

hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.

You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.

[oneheadtoanother]

[loveridden1999]

i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look

[8nin]

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[vinceaddams]

[jofiah]

[siliconaddict]

i hope i can nerd snipe you idiots with this

[plushworldz]

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯