the 2026 grid (minus the two children) and their tendencies surrounding fellatio: a study ft. my two cents on their sexuality for some of them
DISCLAIMERS:
extremely nsfw in case it wasn't obvious
this is all for shits and giggles so for the love of everything holy, do not take this seriously and come at me.
alexander: doesn't mind but not the biggest fan. however, happy fujoshi wife = happy life, so he does it to keep her happy. he's fairly good at it and is a swallower.(yes they are That 'we saw you across the bar' couple- i'm willing to die on that hill) (Sucking your homoerotic childhood bestie's dick a couple times does NOT count nor does him sucking YOUR cock every other month)
carlos: he is in a polycule with that posse of his so yes he does it often and enjoys it though he will admit it only very begrudgingly.
charles: enjoys having cock in his mouth and loves the power trip from knowing the effect he has when he puts his Big Green Eyes to use but lowkey too lazy to put in all that effort (costs him nothing bc he is spoilt like that). this also means that he is bad at giving head but it doesn't matter bc busting a nut on/in charles leclerc's mouth is not about how good he is at it. does not like swallowing, but loves it on his face.
checo: had a phase during his rookie/early years and kinda grew out of it. used to enjoy it a lot-- loved being useful. he will however deny it like his life depends on it. spitter.
esteban: my esteban hc is that he is bi in the sense where he hasn't been seriously attracted to a man beside pierre in years and it frustrates him endlessly. anyways, prefers receiving head over giving head by a good mile and pierre sure as hell gave him plenty even besides all the humping and frottage those two got up to.
fernando: once again, a receiver over a giver but he prefers eating his meals out over taking them down his throat.
franco: he is the textbook bisexual twink, come on guys- enjoys giving and receiving head and being eaten out- or eating out equally. not the best at it but extra points for effort. swallower but likes making a mess.
gabi: he is on his knees every other day for his controversially older blond man anyways. good in like an average way. (aware that he is bisexual but mostly just fooled around during his pre-f1 days) swallower.
george: finds it humiliating and therefore is very into it and has given head to multiple people multiple times. not very good at it but thinks he's doing a stellar job. bonus points if he is told he's not doing a good job. spitter absolutely. probably asks to be marked on his washboard abs occasionally.
isack: i have not rpf-ed him a lot but as far as i'm aware, he fooled around with liam once and started flagging before they could get into it much.
lance: he sucks satanyahu's dick everyday apparently.
lando: LOVES sucking cock but is TERRIBLE at it so ends up just asking for his throat to be fucked till he's choking and wheezing. swallower bc what else does one do when you have a cock halfway down your throat.
lewis: sucking off your best friend since the age of 12 cock is in fact not gay fellas (terrible at it, im sorry)
liam: disappointed things went south with isack bc he likes to think he is good at it (he's average).
max: he was not bestowed with those dsl for nothing- exceptionally good both at giving head and eating out. his eyes and whorelashes are LETHAL additions to the game. swallower but he gets creamed on his tits/his face just as much.
nico: kmag put him to good use but he is kinda out of practice bc gabi likes it up the ass too much. very methodical about it when he does give head so it is down to preference.
ollie: once again fooled around during prema era and is surprisingly good at it but doesn't employ his skills often. kinda sorta wishes charles or max would put him on his knees tho.
oscar: …he is a product of boarding school… (average at head, good at eating, best at frottage)
pierre: what cock, he's never even seen one besides his own (is very good at it but will once again never admit he likes sucking cock bc it reminds him of esteban and also, how scandalous!) swallower.
valterri: in my head he is a raging pansexual who is also the most versatile switch ever and is therefore v good at it (experience over skill). he is also an excellent eater. swallower in the sense where he couldn't care less.
(i apologise for any typos made)
