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asdcats

You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

sandersstudies

What kind of Shakespeare copy is this

sandersstudies

“Thou calledst me dog before thou hadst a cause.

But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.”

- Merchant of Venice, Act 3 Scene 3

sandersstudies

fiive-second-cookies

Oh my gosh

milkovicho

when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people’s bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like “this is for the bears” and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me “bears dont live here!” but i kept doing it… just in case

mjalti

geniusoflove

god i love christian memes im so sorry

geniusoflove

compilation

littlemisspoltergeist

Listen up, this is how you get people to read your articles

lesbx

before I came out as trans, whenever my mom saw me pick up anything heavy or whatever she would instinctively say “heeee-maaaan!” and after I came out she switched it to “sheeee-raaaa!” and you gotta love that

kintrapta

Pure

demonn-pilloww

Best mom

teenagerposts

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

lesbiansinthegarden

FYI

100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

fandomsandfeminism

Ok, so Brie Larson says she thinks an all female Avengers movie would be cool (A Force!) And all these dudes loooooosing their mind. “What about an all MALE Avengers film?” Uh….the first Avengers films you mean. I get that Black Widow was in it, so I’ll compromise. We’ll have Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch, She Hulk, Wasp, Photon, and Storm…..and Hawkeye.

organic-homegrown-boyfriend

Keep Thor or Spiderman in the team please.

fandomsandfeminism

Counter proposal:

phoenixgirlarsonist

This A-Force looks great and all but we’re missing two members.

Nico and

Singularity

fandomsandfeminism

Love it.

frognonbinary-deactivated202412

dont forget america chavez!

circus-world-clown

How about make your own team with your own characters

fandomsandfeminism

Sooooooooooooooo, in the OP, when I said (A Force!) Why do you think I said A Force?

Like….what do you think A Force is?

circus-world-clown

Its literally just a shitty avengers

fandomsandfeminism

How many A Force comics have you actually read? Or did you just decide it’s shitty because there isn’t as much dick as you’d like?

And regardless of your opinion of the quality anyway, you said “ How about make your own team with your own characters” which makes it fairly clearly that you AREN’T super familiar with this work at all, because this reply makes it seem like you didn’t know it existed.

art--felt

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

wishyroses

SHIT WHAT

teal-deer

Also let yourself cry. It really is a biochemical release valve to dump out all the chemicals that make you feel stuff.

I honestly think one reason men in western culture have so many problems is that we don’t let them cry, and literally their brains get stuffed with all this crap that doesn’t have a release valve. Men, please cry. You’ll feel better. It’s ok. You are not lesser for taking care of your health.

freewillandphysics

This is why tears from different emotions look different under an electron microscope. They’re literally made up of different things.

Happy tears are structurally different than sad tears than angry tears than overwhelmed tears etc.

samthe-onion-nigga

I looked it up, cuz that tidbit was dope to me and..

skyakafreckles

Never would have known

lemonlyman-dot-com

Ah yes, the emotions: grief, change, onion, humor

havanasliu

well this just killed my mood

havanasliu

netflix: doesn’t promote their diverse shows

also netflix: not enough people are watching gotta cancel it sorry guys :///

thundergrace

But they can spend $100M on Friends and create elaborate Black Mirror marketing campaigns.

The only people that ever know about their non-white shows are people of color because we spread the word amongst ourselves. We have to promote those shows and still ultimately do a better job than Netflix.

insomniac-arrest

I feel like Marie Kondo should be added to the trifecta of public figures like Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross that we collectively consider kindly

like, they don’t know us personally or anything, but you know they want you to succeed, improve, and live your best lives

people just gently trying to guide us into treating others well, and being kind to ourselves, and tidying up

ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008

A lot of the “”discourse”“ around her is just barely subverted racism. People who don’t like her often listen to “minimalist” magazines that actually do tell you to live off one one t-shirt and a potted cactus.

The pantheon so far:

Bob Ross - Love yourself even with your mistakes!

Mister Rogers - Love your neighbor!

Marie Kondo - Love the place around you!

Stefán Karl Stefánsson - Take care of yourself!

Steve Irwin - Be kind to animals!

sweetiepie08

The Wholesome League

im-fairly-whitty

I experienced several feelings while drawing this.

pheonomenal

Let’s not forget LeVar Burton!

childishsign

Um why isnt this amazing human being on there?! Petition to add robin williams

special-flavored-cupcake

So to sum up:

Bob Ross - Love yourself even with your mistakes!

Mr. Rogers - Love your neighbor!

Marie Kondo - Love the place around you!

Stefán Karl Stefánsson - Take care of yourself!

Steve Irwin - Take care of animals!

LeVar Burton - Love your mind/imagination!

Robin Williams - Love to laugh and spread laughter!

Bill Nye - Be curious! Never stop asking questions!

Anyone else to be added?

manicbones

you know what’s more freeing than killing yourself? running away to a small town and getting a job as a waitress. buying a cheap car and sticking a bed in the back and driving southwest. adopting a cat. learning a new instrument. moving apartments. visiting a friend in another city. chopping all your hair off.

you can kill your current life without dying. you can kill this version of you and make a new one.

maybe I’m just a bipolar sucker for rebirth but sometimes that thought is all that keeps me alive

pikafem

pulling a wholesome gone girl > actually killing yourself

kmtarchive-deactivated20201028

i’m laughin so hard ok so for my film class at school my partner and i made a Gay-Ass Film about two girls and it won an award at our school’s film festival and it got shown to the ENTIRE school and all the, like, middle schoolers were so uncomfortable about it because it was gay and they were PERPLEXED that such a thing could happen

but 10 minutes ago this girl who’s like 12/13 years old emailed me and my partner

and honestly………. if i have allowed one (1) young girl to access her sexuality, it has all been worth it

squeeful

You have done a Good Thing™️

bucketfairies

jasontoddsreanimatedcorpse

I love this because it’s basically just saying “his ideas were so crazy and awful that it motivated people to try and find any other explanation just to prove him wrong” like, so much research was done with the basis of “I fucking hate Freud” what a mood