Good God, My Balls

I constantly have the Kahoot song going on in my head

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

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[27-umbrellas]

The Swedes: randomly drink mysterious sparkly milk

The rest of the season:

[smart-potatoes]

It’s probably the thing that translates everything for them from the comics

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

[antique-scarecrow]

this post was written in 2018 but it hits a lot harder now

[smart-potatoes]

Enemies to lovers: me and that one song I used to always skip on the soundtrack

[smart-potatoes]

Thinking about how Sincerely, Me is a gayer version of Me Inside of Me

[jse-egopocalypse]

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

[jse-egopocalypse]

reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦‍♀️

[burnt-toast-life]

MAINTAIN B A L A N CE

[b00bconnoisseur]

I think it's balanced now???

[antique-scarecrow]

fantastic work everyone

[milpool-thrillhouse]

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

[hoeism-intervention]

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

[ouijubell]

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

[nesija]

oh… the tea is hot

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

[memeuplift]

[smart-potatoes]

They should make shot glasses that are mug shaped and call them mug shots

[thatvampiremoney]

[incredibly-cold]

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

[tanknaka]

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

[vikadou]

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

[ladyvean]

Yeah, #4 is pretty right on.

[remijaecrowley]

I am saving these to do a dramatic reading of them on discord voice chat just to hear my friends die from wheeze laughter.

[historical-hamilton-shit]

Lafayette: How did you manage to keep Hamilton far from this battle?

Washington: Hey, I'm his general and he respects me! When I say "stay" he stays.

Lafayette: You made all soldiers keep it a secret from him?

Washington: Yes.

[smart-potatoes]

I mean we all know what he does when Mariah Reynolds tells him to stay

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vinnie-cha]

Terrible goose for Smash pls Mr Sakurai;;; mostly to see the absolute destruction that Kirby is capable of with the goose’s powers 

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[sirartwork]

[deaf-sakura]

Josh Castille- Satisfied by Lin Manuel Miranda

[smart-potatoes]

The f in Alexander Hamilton stands for faithful

[remy-is-rat]

Worm off the string

Worm on some legs

[0nlyyy-red]

what sins will he commit?

[liquidisedfish]

my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck

EXCUSE ME?? F 

[dawn0303]

F

[silver-tongues-blog]

[mexipika]