Percalabeth

Percy/Alabaster/Annabeth side blog specifically made for a joke :D

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Since it's pride month~ ✨️

Smartwatermagic the beloveds

They're all poly

Annabeth and Percy are bi4bi

Al is queer with a preference for men and Annabeth

He is also trans

Al thought he was gay until he had a crush on Annabeth

Annabeth had a hero worship crush on Silena

She got so jealous when Silena started to date Beckendorf (and Chrisse) but Annabeth told herself it was because she wanted what Beckengard had with Percy (half true)

Alabaster insists the reason Percy was so pressed about Ethan was because he had a crush on him, Percy insists it was because Ethan betrayed his trust. Neither of them are right or wrong.

Do I even need to get into the Luke stuff? Camp Half-Blood's no. 1 certified model.

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making a collection

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adding to the collection

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brother thats no polycule that is a three body problem

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"He has two hands" isn't the solution to every ship war because I think polyamory would make the group even worse and solve nothing which is also why I support it

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“You’re pretty.”

“You’re in my personal space.”

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Do you, perchance, enjoy the ship Smartwatermagic?

*looks at blog name, tucks 10+ fics under my coat, rushes to stop a closet filled with swm fanart, only for the doors to burst open and drown me under the arts* I don't know what gave you that impression

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What do you three plan for Halloween?

Percy: Well, my parents are going to take Estelle on Trick-or-Treating, so we'll probably meet up with them after walking Mrs. O'leary. Annabeth’s going to dress as Dorothy, and I'm going to be the red shoes. Hoping we can convince Alabaster on being Toto. I didn't originally want to go out but granted, I don't want to do anything these days... Can never say no to candy, though, hah! Has anyone seen my sweater by the way? Paul's mom knitted it for me—

Annabeth: I'm kind of hyped for this. Not only finally all our schedules align, but also we get to spend time with Percy’s dog? Take that, Di Angelo! Um, nothing against him. I just want to share part of Mrs. O'leary's custody. This is going to be the first time I spent Halloween amongst regular mortals since, what, I was 5? And I mostly remember the spider webs, that's it. Honestly, been looking forward to this so much that I'm afraid it will get ruined by monsters or an argument. Or spiders. Fuck spiders. Sigh... I just want this to go well.

Alabaster: Okay, first of all. Don't tell Percy I got his sweater. Annabeth is currently wearing mine, alright, I had no choice. I plan on getting my partners those "You've been poisoned" mugs, maybe with cute pumpkins and cats on them. Or maybe not. I don't want Percy to have a warning for when I finally get my revenge. I hope my mother won't be too upset if I spend only half the day with her. According to her, Lou Ellen is going to dress as a headless horseman at that accursed camp. Sounds like her... I don't even know how old she is anymore— I— Maybe I should destroy their precious barrier as a nasty Halloween surprise. We'll see.

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Annabeth sobbing in Alabaster's arms, worried if "She is too much" and "hard to love" and "gets too intense" while Alabaster softly reassures her

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There something about how Percy and Annabeth would surely have places safer from monsters where they could go, but Alabaster wouldn't be able to follow. So they stay instead by his side, because they care about him. That really does it for me.

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Percy dying whale singing voice

Annabeth nice voice but utterly tone deaf

Alabaster who is stubbornly adamant on singing outside his vocal range

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Alabaster likes to steal Percy’s hoodies because they're just baggy enough to be comforting (dysphoria is a bitch)

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Smartwatermagic Domestic Headcanons

Annabeth loves cuddling her boyfriends. She also has a teddy bear and an owl plushie, she is clinging to all of them at night.

Alabaster is a big blanket hog. Unfortunately for his partners he also has a tendency to dissappear while they're sleeping and take the blanket either with him or dump it on the floor. Getting him a separate blanket DID NOT help.

Percy is the designated cook. He has a chef's hat (with a rat stitched on it) and a blue apron with 'Fish the Cook' written on. No, his partners may not help him. And no, you are not reorganising the kitchen thank you very much.

Percy likes coffee (with lots of cream, milk and sugar), Alabaster likes tea (you better adhere to his strict seeping times) and Annabeth likes them both. As in, she will pour tea into her coffee and visa versa. She's not drinking them separate.

They all have designated mugs, colour coordinated. Percy’s have blue electric bands wrapped on the handles, Annabeth’s have silver owl stickers on them, Alabaster's have green sharpie doodles. Al refuses to use any mug that had ever been used for coffee. He does not want that drink near his mouth and it does not matter how many times the mugs have been washed.

Annabeth’s architecture plans, blueprints and models are strewn everywhere in the flat, but she swears she has an organisation system and they are all right in the spaces they are supposed to be.

Percy hates the taste of toothpaste. It makes him want to vomit.

They bet on how long it will take for them to receive a noise complaint whenever a new neighbour moves in. If Al's soundproofing spells did not do anything against the volume of their arguments, then they doubt anything can.

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I just know Smartwatermagic's neighbours take a sigh of relief when Sally comes to visit because the three of them put a facade of a healthy relationship while she's over. No 3AM arguments or murder attempts until she's gone.

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Smartwatermagic Coffee Shop AU but it's Al working half-time at some Monster Donut shop (those Ta experiences come in handy) and Percabeth deciding to bust this monster place while they're on a quest/road trip

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RIP smartwatermagic you're not dead but you'd love fake fighting in a random parking lot to confuse strangers

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Percy: Who took my shirt?

Al, wearing another shirt of his: Why would I want your shirt lol

Annabeth, wearing another another shirt of his: Not me

Grover: It was me

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You'd think a smartwatermagic rewrite of wottg would be right up my alley (Hecate is Al's mom, Annabeth is very much a dog lover, Percy literally has a hellhound) however. I want nothing to do with that book after the fifth mention of piss.