I can explain?

Sophie. Gemini. Nah just messing I'm Sagittarius... Or am I?

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[minyate]

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[ablaske]

[shittymoviedetails]

Always cry at this quote

[prime-tiktoks]

[archaeologistproblems]

Honestly, construction workers play this game with me a lot, but with ceramics. Fortunately they (usually) don’t ask if they can eat it.

[livingthatadhdlife]

This is adorable but also something I'd totally do when hyperfixating.

[catasters]

[necroducer-kotaro]

There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.

[ripleyandweeds]

“hey can you do a normal voice for this character” “absolutely not”

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

Op what are you talking about this is objectively great

[tobiwoah0-0]

i could listen to this for a concerning period of time

[4444555666777888999]

[sunshine-readings]

A lil powerpoint of book recs!!!

Part Two | Part Three

[babyanimalgifs]

This is Huey the baby Hyena 

(Source)

[tgi-spideys]

Leap of faith

[tiktokarchive]

[birdsareblooming]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

screenshots dont do this justice

[broitsablog]

*inhuman clicking*

[frostychica]

the millennial steve irwin

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[nightonblogmountain]

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

[agentalianovna]

i went under for foot surgery and came to talking to the anesthesiologist about how little bunny foo foo was an alien and bopping things on the head was his culture’s way of greeting and he shouldn’t have gotten in trouble for being himself. i went on for about 5 minutes defending little bunny foo foo

[delphinidin4]

[ampervadasz]

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Tito Tsai danse avec un sabre lors de l'événement Taipei Bboy City 2020 à Taipei, en Taïwan. Une jolie performance.

Tito Tsai dances with a saber during Taipei Bboy City 2020 event in Taipei, Taiwan. A nice performance.

[ms-demeanor]

When you study hard enough to get your MFA of the Blade.

[insomniac-arrest]

the sun really went off with that whole “streaks of sunbeam over land” thing huh, like

lovely, spooky, grand, whatever it is it’s a MOOD.

[insomniac-arrest]

Sun Gods: you know what, throw in some violent sky radiation, but make it sexy