Smells like Shitposting

“It didn’t matter where you were, if you were in a room full of books you were at least halfway home.” - Lev Grossman, The Magician's Land Tea | NL | 24 | she/her | incurably multifandom, including but not limited to: BBC Sherlock, Touhou, various anime, books, music

[smellslikedetermination]

I decided it was time to get back on Tumblr more, but I really wanted to start fresh (not in the last place because this account contains way too much of my personal info), I already re-followed some of you over there, but if I somehow haven't, come join the party over here!

[secretcherimaybe]

[wallowing-wallflower]

Finland, when a new store opens:

[somerandomweirdo-deactivated202]

what

[hasufin]

Shit like this makes it very, very hard to tell when someone is making things up. Because, really, no one has yet managed a yarn that’s weirder than reality.

[mulattafury]

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

[source]

[ka-waltz]

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[arterialtrees]

Kiki Smith, Constellation, 1996

[detectivehole]

this is the first sponsored post i've seen

[afloweroutofstone]

You’re telling me that some tradcaths on Tumblr are trying to fundraise through Tips in order to spam everyone with Sponsored posts telling them to convert? No way, why would hardcore Catholics take the opportunity presented by new market activity to create a financial hierarchy aimed at dominating the public sphere? Totally unheard of. You really think that people modeling their behavior on the Catholic Church would do that, just go around fleecing money out of people in order to consolidate their power? 

[thoodleoo]

purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is

[thoodleoo]

the look of pain on their faces when i tell them his name is sam is worth every dollar i spent on him

[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

Sure i’ll reblog that

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Oh I will ABSOLUTELY REBLOG THAT

[ms-demeanor]

microsoft makes good products.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

The whole “Mars only made the M&Ms unsexy to distract from a child slavery lawsuit” thing sort of falls apart when you realize that nobody was talking about the child slavery lawsuit, which is months old at this point, until after the redesign happened

[dingdongyouarewrong]

new conspiracy theory: mars has an employee working in marketing and character design who fucking hates the company and is trying to take it down from the inside, who orchestrated the redesign to bring attention back to the child slavery lawsuit

[despazito]

I call this collection "if its got a neck, some Victorian's put it in a yoke"

[despazito]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[cosmicgallant]

[soupinmyshoe-deactivated2022122]

The only two replies on this tho

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

[bubble-lead]

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

[queensnarf]

Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈

[christophoronomicon]

Cute :)

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR

[sadhoc]

when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people's names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them

[catbxy]

lower case (derogatory)

[mysharona1987]

[sentienttoast]

Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is