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[dekoi2501post]

[spectregoesboo]

[patterbay]

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

[lycanthropire]

Oh this is GORGEOUS

[crewefox-deactivated20210921]

😍

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[sociallyawkward18]

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

[jujanon]

[chipsprites]

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

[pukicho]

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

To level my charisma stat

[pukicho]

Ah a gamer, you may pass

[sugarmoonaki]

[worddevourer]

Mr. Grillman…

Grill me a cheese

Make it with cheddar

and fill it with

BEES

[eternalblumenkraft]

@freshdonus

[metrogoon]

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

[backdoorteenmom]

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

[pvnkle]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

[curseworm]

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

[curseworm]

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

[obamasmomjeans]

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

[curseworm]

i dontt want you to say that

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

God made pomegranates as puzzle toys for our enrichment.

[teenagerposts]

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

Dr Kill

[nest-deactivated20181209]

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding

[interdimensionalcat]

[phemiec]

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

[lierdumoa]

[wherethevoidscribbles]

a truly underutilized art