fuck your god complex.

30 believe it or not. probably sad and sitting on the floor. no borders. no nations. ACAB.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[smilekid]

some of y’all have GOT to start acknowledging your privilege before opening your mouth and saying some dumb weird shit.

super glad you can afford a soapbox but don’t ever fucking act like that makes you morally superior to anyone.

[naanviolent]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[iknowmorethanyou]

Follow For More ❤️

[smilekid]

ive had several job interviews lately and im thankful for that, but im out of practice and this shit is nerve wracking.

i hope to god i’m giving “fun and chill but mentally stable aunt you’d probably leave your kids with” vibes

[smilekid]

if i can be frank

this has been an extremely lonely, extremely shitty, extremely annoying birthday

gonna crawl into a hole, try again next year.

[smilekid]

Happy happy happpy birthday!!!!

Thank you booooo ❤️

[apologize-to-no-one]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[airagorncharda]

OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON

WE CARRY A HARPOON!

[perriaeyjeve]

[smilekid]

[despazito]

[smilekid]

not sure what’s wrong with my brain when i have the least amount of money ive ever had and im out here finding the most expensive hobbies possible like yeah ill buy this $80 tigers jaw press bc its a cool color that’s an okay thing

[smilekid]

when did Coke come out with a BAD LITTLE BOY flavor

[smilekid]

sending a “at least my trauma made me funny” meme to my therapist as a joke and him responding “I’m actually lol’ing but also adding this in your notes” lmfao