SmilesMcGee

[urbbans]

[doctor-roman]

Love my cat. Could do with less allergy problems from him tho

[doctor-roman]

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[chu-chu-muthafucka-deactivated2]

may you get to eat everything you crave

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rubykgrant]

You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?

[commodorecliche]

you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??

[quadradaz]

OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!

[hotgirlcastiel]

receiving a package in the mail would fix me i know it

[understands]

[railroadsoftware]

little ceasers deep dick pizza

that’s not what it’s called nor do i believe that’s what you think it’s called. you’re simply being a wise cracker and it’s pathetic.

[asleepinawell]

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Gollum wasn’t driven insane by the ring, he only ate fish for 500 years and had mercury poisoning as well as serious vitamin D deficiency

[sporeblossom]

gonna tell my kids this was bridgerton

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

May we live in the most precedented times anyone has ever seen

[beaniebabyoftheday]

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

[cunttime]

*me, flirting* so which songs are you going to permanently associate with me?

[savethelifeofmychild]

If you want to psychoanalyze me just follow me on spotify

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mapeauaime]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAC5cYyn2bF/

[toastbutteregg]